By valnaj1 - 25/12/2012 03:03 - Denmark - Vamdrup

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Today, my 14-year-old daughter came home after sneaking out and partying. She was totally drunk, and started crying on my shoulder because some boy named "Thomas" has a small dick, and she had to fake an orgasm. FML
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tintaroja 14

14 years old and already faking orgasms??? Not a very bright future for her!

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gamino 3

She's 14 years old...wow great parenting

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Bubbe999 7

As others have said this OP is from Denmark, where there is no legal limit for when you're allowed to drink, only when you can purchase alcohol - at age 16. The drinking culture in Denmark is very special - try to google it. Also, the age for when you can legally have sex is 15, and the average dane loses their virginity at age 16-17. Just because Denmark has other rules and a different culture in some ways, it doesn't mean that it's worse.

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jujubunni5 9

I would call Thomas and also inform his parents. If he is also 14 they will have some issues. If he's significantly older then your daughter might need more then a smack across the face

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dodson1983 1

Why would you even post this?

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SilverFoxx 19

I can't believe this, what is the world coming to?

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aerogxt 7

Ooo already on the naughty list for next year. Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is your list of naughty girls.

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simoncat 11

Wow. Time for some serious Tough Love. You blew it as a parent. Better make an effort to curb her behavior. She's headed for a lot of trouble.

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TimmaysRoXy 9

U r a shitty parent!! Beat her ass!!

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ardencred 7

Yes mom, you need to tell her to check the package before sitting on it

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CarouselHeart 11

REALLY? Some people are saying "beat her ass"? What the hell would that accomplish, aside from making her act out even more.

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