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At least he's making friends? Haha
Make sure to pass "Tom" the salt.
Friendship comes in many shapes and sizes.
I hear slugs like lettuce. Bon apetit!
Let him come over and enjoy dinner. Maybe some salt?
Well at least his new friend isn't a Leach
He's ten, be glad he wasnt coming home to tell you he's bringing over a pregnant gf... Yeh, i may have taken that a little too far. But at the end of the day, be glad he still has some childhood imagination :). Enjoy it while it lasts!
10 years old bringing a pregnant girlfriend? When i was ten, i still was playing Pokemon cards illegally at recess in my elementary school. Damn, wtf?
Holy overreaction, lol. People have been getting pregnant and having relationships at all ages forever. I said in my comment that I may have overdid it, calm yourselves. I was trying to look at the bright side. I have two boys myself, and i actually got a giggle out of the fml. But sure, please act like the world is exactly like you were as a kid... Like nobody is doing anything wrong at age 10...
Could be worse. He could have made friends with a centipede. You just can't trust those many-legged bastards.
Next time he should befriend a snail... It could actually be dinner. (Seeing as this FML is French)
My family did that to my pet cow when I was 5. I've been a vegetarian ever since.
Awe, I was going to make a escargot comment lol
Have your son research his new best friend and write up a report explaining everything he found.
Way to suck the fun out of childhood.
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Make sure to pass "Tom" the salt.
And the son becomes traumatized at the murder of his best friend. It's dinner AND a show!