FML : Today, I put some Gold Bond in between my legs to help reduce moisture. After I finished applying it, I discovered that the Gold Bond had Menthol in it....

Today, I put some Gold Bond in between my legs to help reduce moisture. After I finished applying it, I discovered that the Gold Bond had Menthol in it. My crotch is on fire. FML

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By Dan - / Saturday 20 October 2018 15:30 /

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By Sinshine | 25

#7711467 - Saturday 20 October 2018 15:41

Common sense would suggest you find out what it is you're putting on and in you beforehand, not after the fact.

By wanted_2_want | 40

#7704775 - Saturday 6 October 2018 19:05

“And for that minty-fresh sensation...”

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By BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7704713 - Saturday 6 October 2018 16:11

Put some Liquid Heat on it, and fight fire with fire.

By wanted_2_want | 40

#7704775 - Saturday 6 October 2018 19:05

“And for that minty-fresh sensation...”

By Sinshine | 25

#7711467 - Saturday 20 October 2018 15:41

Common sense would suggest you find out what it is you're putting on and in you beforehand, not after the fact.

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7711471 - Saturday 20 October 2018 15:53

You should never put something on your crotch until you read whether or not it's for "external use only."

RichardPencil | 27

#7711511 - Saturday 20 October 2018 17:36

Our crotches are external.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7711513 - Saturday 20 October 2018 17:37

Fire IS a way to reduce moisture.

You just learned empirically that it is a suboptimal way.

By melisssa87 | 30

#7711515 - Saturday 20 October 2018 17:42

Crotch less pants is another way to reduce moisture

BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7711603 - Saturday 20 October 2018 22:44

Is that your experience talking?

melisssa87 | 30

#7711624 - Saturday 20 October 2018 23:27

Nah more panties than pants for some free air condition 😂

BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7711681 - Sunday 21 October 2018 4:03

So does that mean you're the Naked Cowgirl?

melisssa87 | 30

#7711685 - Sunday 21 October 2018 4:20

No, but I know her!

By StagGT | 12

#7711556 - Saturday 20 October 2018 19:34

this is normal. don't be a baby

By Shabnam Moghal | 14

#7711577 - Saturday 20 October 2018 20:55

Did you not read the instructions?

By Charlie Given | 20

#7711588 - Saturday 20 October 2018 21:35

Gold Bond for that minty fresh fire feeling 😂🤣

By BrotherPhil | 32

#7711642 - Sunday 21 October 2018 0:38

Didn't someone write a song about that?

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