Mortimer14 - FML

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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
FAAAAAACEBOOK
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Verified
You are certified FML now
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

58%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

3%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

3%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

28%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

0%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

1%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

2%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

0%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

1%
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

14%
Happy month-versary
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

217%
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

51%
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

67%
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

25%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

10%

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