Mortimer14
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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start. -
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile. -
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you. -
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back. -
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it. -
FAAAAAACEBOOK
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account. -
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic. -
Verified
You are now a certified FML member -
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten! -
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name! -
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky. -
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments. -
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier. -
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments. -
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments. -
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment. -
Happy month-versary
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in? -
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times. -
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic. -
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start. -
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Doh! This user still hasn't added any FMLs to their favorites.