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DocBastard
| 38
You should have blown him a kiss and started running in circles. That way HE would be the one scared to go out.
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ea49610
| 0
Probably just messing with you
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CoolRainbowdash
| 15
Thats scary
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dirtroadboy
| 7
Carry a pistol. permits are cheap and well worth it. But make sure you learn to shoot before you pack!
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boydeee01
| 7
Anybody want some cock flavored soup? (I'm totally serious)
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MrBoredGuy
| 1
They're cheap? No they're actually quite expensive, for a pistol permit AND a concealed carry permit plus an actual pistol, that's a lot of dough
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changesinme
| 0
Oh hey, it's just Freddy Krueger
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rofflewaffle
| 9
Sounds like OP was on *sunglasses* the wrong side of the tracks.
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH
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gojira666
| 7
1-800-GO-UHAUL. Use it before its too late.
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lebronesque73091
| 12
It doesn't sound scary the way you described it.
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urdirtyolduncle
| 15
*looks at 80 and runs fingers across neck like a knief, while yelling, "I'm gonna fucking kill you, bitch!!"*
Does it sound scary now, 80?
Does it sound scary now, 80?
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SkateBoarding
| 4
Did u ever notice that everybody's fmls are from australia
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dirtroadboy
| 7
I paid 135 for lifetime conceal carry and 500 for a springfield xd. not that expensive
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dirtroadboy
| 7
That was meant to 50 fyi
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JHC88
| 2
Good plan except it's illegal to own a gun in Australia unless you live on a rural property.
I'd move house if I was OP
I'd move house if I was OP
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dirtroadboy
| 7
98- I am on fml mobile and it doesn't show where the posting was from. I was unaware of the laws there as well. Basing my comments off personal experiance in Indiana (US).
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Sexyhotanna
| 8
he probably just wants to tickle your neck, that's all(: lol
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iheartstewie7
| 5
Not "everybody's" but yeah, I feel like a majority of them are from Australia and the UK. I guess they just encounter a lot of fucked up shit.
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ea49610
| 0
Probably just messing with you
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j_cat187
| 19
I would still take as a threat.
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Savra_fml
| 17
#2 is right, the guy was just trying to play. Aussies would call this game "knivesies - necksies" or something of the like. Nothing to worry about really.
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ImInYourFACEbook
| 8
Or maybe OP was wearing a really nice necklace and the stranger has a really weird way of complementing people?
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WCARlover
| 34
I'd probably crap myself...oh wait I do that anyway
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WCARlover
| 34
^wow my brother was on my account and wrote that -_-
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EmilyJoSmyth
| 4
Final last words.
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TheWindowLicker
| 13
I think you mean famous not final, 76.
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TheWindowLicker
| 13
I think you mean famous not final, 76.
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lebronesque73091
| 12
LOL @ #56
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that_band_nerd
| 22
Well most last words are pretty final
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seximexi911
| 10
I'm pretty sure I wouldn't know how to take that.
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soccerguy2
| 11
I would get a knife and do it back instead of using a finger and doing it like a pussy would. (the second part sounds a little weird, I know)
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FaustXIII
| 0
Don't make it weird, just handle it like anyone else would: Bend over and spank your own ass at him, alerting him that you are ready to copulate via the backdoor.
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iveseentomuch
| 3
I think he wants to tickle your neck :D. You know...just with a knife
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silentspilla
| 0
lmfao!!
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DocBastard
| 38
You should have blown him a kiss and started running in circles. That way HE would be the one scared to go out.
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BDTony13
| 0
what such a perfect picture for this FML lol^
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OctoberRainfall
| 13
would totally do that
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ananonymousguy
| 0
Didn't recognize you there Doc.
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SecretMe00
| 5
Uh no... OP can just say (s)he did and not.
Actually OP should inform the proper authorities.
Actually OP should inform the proper authorities.
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ErinBeam
| 1
That's creepy, but don't let his gesture keep you from enjoying your balcony.
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perdix
| 29
You ought to whip out your Crocodile Dundee knife and say, "That's not a knife -- this is a knife!"
And make sure you carry a gun, in case all Aussies have knives like that.
And make sure you carry a gun, in case all Aussies have knives like that.
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doubleea
| 3
All of us Aussies do have knives like that...
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gr8koolkat
| 6
Ah Crocodile Dundee, who has forever stereotyped us Australians. Gotta love it!
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kickuwithmyfist
| 1
Ooo looks like someone has a hot date =D
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SupaHotFire
| 4
Maybe his neck was sweating and he got something in his eye...or he's a creeper who likes to scare people
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xSorry_fml
| 10
Still better than him pointing at his ass then making thrusting gestures.
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lovestheice
| 0
No it's not!! Rather raped than killed!!!/: