Carry a pistol. permits are cheap and well worth it. But make sure you learn to shoot before you pack!

Anybody want some cock flavored soup? (I'm totally serious)

They're cheap? No they're actually quite expensive, for a pistol permit AND a concealed carry permit plus an actual pistol, that's a lot of dough

Oh hey, it's just Freddy Krueger

Sounds like OP was on *sunglasses* the wrong side of the tracks. YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH

1-800-GO-UHAUL. Use it before its too late.

It doesn't sound scary the way you described it.

*looks at 80 and runs fingers across neck like a knief, while yelling, "I'm gonna fucking kill you, bitch!!"* Does it sound scary now, 80?

Did u ever notice that everybody's fmls are from australia

I paid 135 for lifetime conceal carry and 500 for a springfield xd. not that expensive

That was meant to 50 fyi

Good plan except it's illegal to own a gun in Australia unless you live on a rural property. I'd move house if I was OP

98- I am on fml mobile and it doesn't show where the posting was from. I was unaware of the laws there as well. Basing my comments off personal experiance in Indiana (US).

he probably just wants to tickle your neck, that's all(: lol

Not "everybody's" but yeah, I feel like a majority of them are from Australia and the UK. I guess they just encounter a lot of fucked up shit.

I would still take as a threat.

#2 is right, the guy was just trying to play. Aussies would call this game "knivesies - necksies" or something of the like. Nothing to worry about really.

Or maybe OP was wearing a really nice necklace and the stranger has a really weird way of complementing people?

I'd probably crap myself...oh wait I do that anyway

^wow my brother was on my account and wrote that -_-

Final last words.

I think you mean famous not final, 76.

I think you mean famous not final, 76.

LOL @ #56

Well most last words are pretty final

I would get a knife and do it back instead of using a finger and doing it like a pussy would. (the second part sounds a little weird, I know)

Don't make it weird, just handle it like anyone else would: Bend over and spank your own ass at him, alerting him that you are ready to copulate via the backdoor.

lmfao!!

what such a perfect picture for this FML lol^

would totally do that

Didn't recognize you there Doc.

Uh no... OP can just say (s)he did and not. Actually OP should inform the proper authorities.

All of us Aussies do have knives like that...

Ah Crocodile Dundee, who has forever stereotyped us Australians. Gotta love it!

No it's not!! Rather raped than killed!!!/: