Stranger danger

By Dani - 12/01/2012 10:35 - Australia

Today, I happened to make eye contact with a stranger standing on a balcony of the apartment building across the train tracks from mine. He ran his finger across his neck like a knife and winked at me. I'm afraid to go out again. FML
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You should have blown him a kiss and started running in circles. That way HE would be the one scared to go out.

Probably just messing with you


Carry a pistol. permits are cheap and well worth it. But make sure you learn to shoot before you pack!

Anybody want some cock flavored soup? (I'm totally serious)

They're cheap? No they're actually quite expensive, for a pistol permit AND a concealed carry permit plus an actual pistol, that's a lot of dough

Oh hey, it's just Freddy Krueger

Sounds like OP was on *sunglasses* the wrong side of the tracks. YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH

1-800-GO-UHAUL. Use it before its too late.

It doesn't sound scary the way you described it.

*looks at 80 and runs fingers across neck like a knief, while yelling, "I'm gonna fucking kill you, bitch!!"* Does it sound scary now, 80?

Did u ever notice that everybody's fmls are from australia

I paid 135 for lifetime conceal carry and 500 for a springfield xd. not that expensive

That was meant to 50 fyi

Good plan except it's illegal to own a gun in Australia unless you live on a rural property. I'd move house if I was OP

98- I am on fml mobile and it doesn't show where the posting was from. I was unaware of the laws there as well. Basing my comments off personal experiance in Indiana (US).

he probably just wants to tickle your neck, that's all(: lol

Not "everybody's" but yeah, I feel like a majority of them are from Australia and the UK. I guess they just encounter a lot of fucked up shit.

Probably just messing with you

I would still take as a threat.

#2 is right, the guy was just trying to play. Aussies would call this game "knivesies - necksies" or something of the like. Nothing to worry about really.

Or maybe OP was wearing a really nice necklace and the stranger has a really weird way of complementing people?

I'd probably crap myself...oh wait I do that anyway

^wow my brother was on my account and wrote that -_-

Final last words.

I think you mean famous not final, 76.

I think you mean famous not final, 76.

Well most last words are pretty final

I'm pretty sure I wouldn't know how to take that.

I would get a knife and do it back instead of using a finger and doing it like a pussy would. (the second part sounds a little weird, I know)

Don't make it weird, just handle it like anyone else would: Bend over and spank your own ass at him, alerting him that you are ready to copulate via the backdoor.

I think he wants to tickle your neck :D. You know...just with a knife

You should have blown him a kiss and started running in circles. That way HE would be the one scared to go out.

what such a perfect picture for this FML lol^

would totally do that

Didn't recognize you there Doc.

Uh no... OP can just say (s)he did and not. Actually OP should inform the proper authorities.

That's creepy, but don't let his gesture keep you from enjoying your balcony.

You ought to whip out your Crocodile Dundee knife and say, "That's not a knife -- this is a knife!" And make sure you carry a gun, in case all Aussies have knives like that.

All of us Aussies do have knives like that...

Ah Crocodile Dundee, who has forever stereotyped us Australians. Gotta love it!

Ooo looks like someone has a hot date =D

Maybe his neck was sweating and he got something in his eye...or he's a creeper who likes to scare people

Still better than him pointing at his ass then making thrusting gestures.

No it's not!! Rather raped than killed!!!/: