By Dani - 12/01/2012 10:35 - Australia
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You should have blown him a kiss and started running in circles. That way HE would be the one scared to go out.
You ought to whip out your Crocodile Dundee knife and say, "That's not a knife -- this is a knife!" And make sure you carry a gun, in case all Aussies have knives like that.