By wetandpantsless - United States
Today, I got invited to a big upperclassmen party that underclassmen don't normally get invited to. I was feeling really good when I got there and saw that the girl I'm in love with was there. They stole my pants and gave me a swirly. Her reaction was to post pictures on Facebook. FML
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  Reyo  |  2

a: Learn to defend yourself. Seriously, that's pathetic. Even if if was 4 on one, you should've been able to get ONE of them.
b: Stop "falling in love" with the wrong people. I'm guessing she's the prep who sits in the back of the room using her big breasts to get the notes off of nerds like you? Yeah, you don't fall for those girls.
c: Learn the phrase "too good to be true"...and learn it well.


Fuck, another "I love someone I don't know" person, seriously, get over yourself, and to the op you know the thing that connects the upper part of your leg to the bottom part of your leg? If you move it fast enough in the general direction of someone, it will hurt them.

  spectreU98  |  0

So this is how the typical douchbags of FML think? Nothing quite like coming to random conclusions about another person's life and a feeling of "my way is the right way!" to show off how retarded most everybody is. That includes you too #61, 63, 65 and 74.

  ZTB13  |  4

I agreed... find them all and break their kneecaps with a baseball bat drug them and give them swirlys (or swirlies however you spell it) then next time you see that girl yell that she has aids or something outloud in public..... Or kill em, your choice :)

  evangldbrg  |  0

Yea, but in such a case as this, it makes a big difference. And call me a grammar nazi, but people really should know the basic difference between they're, their, along with other things.

  cxal_fml  |  0

Who says he doesn't know the difference. Casual typing is far different from formal typing - what would be pathetic is someone reading every quick post they make twice or more, just to ensure that they use perfect grammar.

  LastPower  |  3

Um who cares? If they say their, they're, or there, it's not like this is school. And if you can't figure it out than you're stupider than the person who wrote it in the first place.


no, knowing proper grammar makes you not look like an idiot. you're=YOU ARE, your=possessive, there=a place, their=possessive, they're=THEY ARE, than=a comparison, then=stating the timing. learn your fucking english properly, then maybe you will look a little smarter than you actually are.

  Mr_Eated  |  0

Used more in high school than college (though could be used in college, I suppose). In a four-year school, 1st & 2nd year students are "lower class" - years 3&4, "upper class".