Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, the strange cat that has adopted me inexplicably made its way into my house and curled up next to my head while I slept. I'm horribly allergic. FML
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Today, I learned I'm allergic to the 5-month-old kitten we got 3 days ago. It loves me, follows me everywhere and sleeps on my lap in the evenings. FML
Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML
Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML
Today, I learned that I'm the only person in my family that our new cat likes. She sleeps on my bed and always sits in my lap and despises everyone else. I'm allergic to cats. FML
Today, I've had a cold that just won't go away for the past few days. After staying painfully awake for most of the day, I eventually fell asleep in the afternoon. When I woke up, I found my hungry cat sitting on my chest. She then sneezed in my face and walked out of the room. FML
Today, I found out why I couldn't properly breathe nor sleep for the past 2 days. I'm allergic to the new kitty litter. This is the special litter I had to buy because my snowflake cat is allergic to all the other brands. FML
Today, I found out why I had been waking up feeling like crap for the past week. I found tufts of cat fur in my pillow case, and I am allergic to cats. My little brother thought I would get so sick, and he could have my XBox. FML
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. While I was there, I started to get really itchy. Turns out they have 5 cats. Guess what I'm allergic to? FML
Today, my wife got drunk and adopted a kitten. She thought I’d be mad because of the money. Nope, I’m pretty sure I’m mad because I have the most severe type of cat allergy that could kill me. I can’t go in the house now until everything is sterilised, so I’m back at my dad's house. FML
Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML
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DiversityHD 16
And here i am, closing the door of my room for 2 minutes to force my cat to love me.
socialproduct 19
I can understand how insects can sneak there way inside, but how does a whole cat "inexplicably" get into your home?
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Comments (45)
PANDORUM89 21
cats actually tend to bond more with people that don't like them. constantly having someone holding you, making noises at you, touching you, etc can be bothersome so cats go towards the people that don't touch them or baby talk in to their cutesy wootsy faces. :)
freddygasman 18
That just proves my point that cats can be assholes. My cats want nothing to do with me unless I'm feeding them or giving my dog attention.
TheMathMajor 26
This is so true. My cat loves my boyfriend because he ignores her, haha. Which of course annoys him and makes me jealous. Although she is very social so she appreciates me giving her attention too.
mezochan 29
I'm not sure that's a cat. Maybe it's an assassin disguised as a cat? It's using your allergies against you, slowly trying to suffocate you while you sleep.
duckman9 55
its a catdog!! i knew they existed!
ZombieSazza 34
Get some allergy meds and enjoy the company!
GhostFox 34
Depending on how long you've lived there, the cat could have cohabit aged with the previous tenant. As to courses of action: If you flat out don't want the cat around, you should capture them and take them to a Trap Neuter Release program- or see if anyone you know wants a cat. After you've relocated the repeat visitor, you might want to look into contacting someone willing to look around the house and patch any points of entry. Now, if you do like the cat, you should still get exit points repaired so they stay inside- not just for their own safety but that of small animals in the area. Follow up with an check up for them- there's usually at least one shelter in a town that cuts prices to provide shots, deworming, etc to strays that people want to take in. Invest in some Benadryl or other antihistamines and if you haven't, get an allergy test to see if you are really allergic to cat dandruff- it might be you are allergic to the pollen in their fur. Good luck with whatever solution you have to take.
bluegreenblue 4
You have to accept that you now own a cat! Get some meds and talk to your doctor so you can live happily with your new cat! That, or find a real home for it. It obviously wants a home where people takes care of it. Good luck OP?
amsterdamgirl 20
well, #19, listen to #23, and take a chillpill.
allie2590 31
I can't believe the cat shot him in the leg!
TheGamingGamer 28
Cats have 9 lives. Use one to throw it out the window.
deguwrangler 7
Surely if you're horribly allergic, it would've taken you a lot sooner than two weeks to fix the hole where the cat's coming into your house?
andrmac 25
Close the door to your room. Get the cat out of your house when you see it. Most importantly DO NOT FEED IT you will make it keep coming back.