Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, the strange cat that has adopted me inexplicably made its way into my house and curled up next to my head while I slept. I'm horribly allergic. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned I'm allergic to the 5-month-old kitten we got 3 days ago. It loves me, follows me everywhere and sleeps on my lap in the evenings. FML
Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML
Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML
Today, I learned that I'm the only person in my family that our new cat likes. She sleeps on my bed and always sits in my lap and despises everyone else. I'm allergic to cats. FML
Today, I've had a cold that just won't go away for the past few days. After staying painfully awake for most of the day, I eventually fell asleep in the afternoon. When I woke up, I found my hungry cat sitting on my chest. She then sneezed in my face and walked out of the room. FML
Today, I found out why I couldn't properly breathe nor sleep for the past 2 days. I'm allergic to the new kitty litter. This is the special litter I had to buy because my snowflake cat is allergic to all the other brands. FML
Today, I found out why I had been waking up feeling like crap for the past week. I found tufts of cat fur in my pillow case, and I am allergic to cats. My little brother thought I would get so sick, and he could have my XBox. FML
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. While I was there, I started to get really itchy. Turns out they have 5 cats. Guess what I'm allergic to? FML
Today, my wife got drunk and adopted a kitten. She thought I’d be mad because of the money. Nope, I’m pretty sure I’m mad because I have the most severe type of cat allergy that could kill me. I can’t go in the house now until everything is sterilised, so I’m back at my dad's house. FML
Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML
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DiversityHD 16
And here i am, closing the door of my room for 2 minutes to force my cat to love me.
socialproduct 19
I can understand how insects can sneak there way inside, but how does a whole cat "inexplicably" get into your home?
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Comments (45)
Regisord413 10
That's adorable!
Rainyknights22 16
Aww the cat loves you.
kelzo33 7
This is why we have locks on door
manuwish 9
get some allergy medicine :) how cute you been adopted by a fur baby, they arte the best!
kelliecraine 2
Stock up on some Benadryl
mynam3 2
You have the affectionate cat that all cat owners dream of so I say you should give in and buy a lot of Benadryl.
Steffers183 7
The same thing happened to my sister. It turns out there was a hole in the floor!
epiccrazy 15
Do you know how difficult it can be to get a cat to love you like that??? One word, Zyrtec!!!
middlenamefrank 8
Cats are notoriously good hiders, even for us legitimate owners. Maybe he doesn't make his way inside, maybe he's just always there.
Biker187 13
Don't need cats, just remember when the Apocalypse hits you'll find Cat the other white meat