Relax, don't do it…

By Anonymous - 05/06/2022 08:00 - Canada - Etobicoke

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Today, I met up with a guy who I've hooked up with 2-3 times before. He gives amazing head. I was sitting on my couch and he was on his knees on the floor in front of me. He was doing his thing, it was incredible and all of a sudden, I didn't even feel it coming, I farted on his chest. FML
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Yudith 22
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Where is the "spicy" icon? This post definitely deserves a "spicy" icon.

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HokieJ 10

The real question is did you finish?

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Yudith 22
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Where is the "spicy" icon? This post definitely deserves a "spicy" icon.

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Alan 54
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Fixed! My mistake!

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Marcella1016 31

Not enough information. It depends on what OP ate.

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Madchick14 11

if he's on his knees in front of you... how the hell did you fart on his chest... he'd have to be behind you for you to do that... right? or have I got basic anatomy wrong?

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rotflqtms_ 21

Imagine her legs over his shoulders while she's kind of sitting/resting on the couch. Bottom resting on/near his chest. Now you know how it happened.

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diraven 15

My wife farts in my crotch almost every night when I spoon her in bed. It's all part of being in a real relationship.

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Earl_KarmasBitch 33
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Yeah, but they're not. They're just hooking up and haven't reached the farting on each other stage yet.

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HokieJ 10

The real question is did you finish?

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