Today, like any other day since that stupid movie Frozen came out, people have been asking me if I want to build a snowman. My name is Elsa. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while waitressing, I served a family with a little girl who was wearing a Frozen shirt. I told her I'm friends with Elsa and that she taught me to sing. The girl asked me to sing a song, so I did. Not even 5 seconds in, she started bawling. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I passed some little girls who threw a bunch of snowballs at me. I dodged every single one, ran away laughing, and gave them the finger. I then ran into a snowman. FML
Today, I dressed up, went over to my boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman. FML
Today, I made a snowman with my little sister. We spent ages rolling snowballs and decorating it with a scarf and hat. When we'd finished, she hugged it so hard that it collapsed. She cried, so I promised to build another one. It’s been three hours, my fingers are numb, but her smile is worth it. FML
Today, my 12-year-old sister watched Frozen. She's spent the last two hours playing the song Let It Go on high volume, over and over, and in different languages. I now have a skull-splitting headache, and my dad just sarcastically told me to "let it go." FML
Today, I got excited because a snowman I had built lasted a whole week, which is uncommon in my mild climate area. I thought myself lucky, and that my life was turning around. Then I realized how lame my whole train of thought was. FML
Today, as I passed by the window that looks out on to my front yard, I saw a man out there so I ran to the kitchen to call the police. The operator asked me to describe the man. It was then that I realized the mysterious man in my yard was the snowman I built yesterday. FML
Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML
Today, while trying to take a crap, I shut the bathroom door. A minute later, my 3 year old daughter knocked and said "Mommy, do you wanna build a snowman?" She kept singing the song until I was finally done. FML
Today, my 14 year-old daughter is so selfish that on her sister's birthday, she found the present, assumed it must be for her, opened it, then destroyed it when she saw it was frozen Anna and Elsa dolls because she hates Frozen. Her sister loves Frozen, and hasn’t stopped crying over Anna’s severed head. FML
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Top comments
thinblue32 15
Aww sorry OP. Let it go.
Enslaved 38
Bet you wish your name was something Elsa.
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TheLadyOpal 30
What's really sad about this is that Elsa is a really lovely name on its own. Thanks to that movie, no one will see it in that light anymore.
hmanonfire 6
Better than those unlucky few named after the God Isis
SaintJohnny 2
Crush them with gaint snowmen!
forrestzim 5
My name is Forrest. You can stop your complaining.
tonyfan00 38
Bad name indeed. (also I thumbed you down by accident... I got 'fat' fingers...)
morgasshk 14
Do you also have a hot sister? Easy Anna. lol
mxgirl1998 26
I can't imagine how old that must get! when I cut my hair, I got so.many"miley Cyrus" comments I didn't know what to to!
EspyPsyche 11
I wonder if more people are gonna be named Elsa because of Frozen.
tonyfan00 38
Count on it. Saw a crap ton of kids dressed in Frozen-related coustumes on Halloween...
Murkyy 15
That's cold
codexide 11
Just tell them you want to bury a body instead!
Kristina1988 5
When they say that start singing to yourself or an imaginary friend " Will You Help Me Hide a Body " It's a ringtone my sister has for me. It's a parody of " Do You Want to Build a Snowman " They'll either leave you alone or send for a special white jacket just for you. Either way, you won't have to hear it anymore.