Today, like any other day since that stupid movie Frozen came out, people have been asking me if I want to build a snowman. My name is Elsa. FML
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Today, while waitressing, I served a family with a little girl who was wearing a Frozen shirt. I told her I'm friends with Elsa and that she taught me to sing. The girl asked me to sing a song, so I did. Not even 5 seconds in, she started bawling. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I passed some little girls who threw a bunch of snowballs at me. I dodged every single one, ran away laughing, and gave them the finger. I then ran into a snowman. FML
Today, I dressed up, went over to my boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman. FML
Today, I made a snowman with my little sister. We spent ages rolling snowballs and decorating it with a scarf and hat. When we'd finished, she hugged it so hard that it collapsed. She cried, so I promised to build another one. It’s been three hours, my fingers are numb, but her smile is worth it. FML
Today, my 12-year-old sister watched Frozen. She's spent the last two hours playing the song Let It Go on high volume, over and over, and in different languages. I now have a skull-splitting headache, and my dad just sarcastically told me to "let it go." FML
Today, I got excited because a snowman I had built lasted a whole week, which is uncommon in my mild climate area. I thought myself lucky, and that my life was turning around. Then I realized how lame my whole train of thought was. FML
Today, as I passed by the window that looks out on to my front yard, I saw a man out there so I ran to the kitchen to call the police. The operator asked me to describe the man. It was then that I realized the mysterious man in my yard was the snowman I built yesterday. FML
Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML
Today, while trying to take a crap, I shut the bathroom door. A minute later, my 3 year old daughter knocked and said "Mommy, do you wanna build a snowman?" She kept singing the song until I was finally done. FML
Today, my 14 year-old daughter is so selfish that on her sister's birthday, she found the present, assumed it must be for her, opened it, then destroyed it when she saw it was frozen Anna and Elsa dolls because she hates Frozen. Her sister loves Frozen, and hasn’t stopped crying over Anna’s severed head. FML
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thinblue32 15
Aww sorry OP. Let it go.
Enslaved 38
Bet you wish your name was something Elsa.
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Akoni 18
my name is Parker. even my junior year high school history teacher said he'd call me "driver" if I didn't start paying attention... sigh. but yes I am a good parker. I can park a car like a beast.
NotHisEnemy 0
I would be asking if Parker was your last name... And if you wear red morph suits...
JKPwnage 27
I don't see why people are obsessing about Frozen. It's just another Disney musical. Nobody started a cult following when Tangled came out.
hpdrew15 9
You think that's bad; my two cousins, who are sisters, are named Anna and Elsa!
swedeNix 13
Ask if you can stab them with icicles....:)
NotHisEnemy 0
Elsa is an awesome name. *knocking* Do you want to hide a body?? come one lets not delay!?
til_niagaraxfall 10
I love the way this FML is phrased.
hemdal308 9
I feel ya. My name is Olaf.
pugpuggy 21
My name is Bonnie, and ever since Five Nights At Freddie's came out, people have been jumping and screaming at me, or sending snapchats of stuffed bunnies. Argh!
ladycarousel 12
I feel you. My name is Eve, and whenever anyone hears that they immediately run around screaming 'EEEEVAAA' in a very poor wall-e imitation.
cutelilscrafty 8
Before I got adopted, I got Britney Spears jokes, because mine was spelled just like hers. I changed it to Ginny, to get that over with. Cue Harry Potter jokes. After a while, it just goes away, but it's definitely annoying hearing the same jokes constantly.