Miscellaneous: Today, it was the last day of finals. After sleeping less than...

By Anonymous - 10/12/2009 13:08 - United States

Today, it was the last day of finals. After sleeping less than three hours in the last two days, I got in the car to go to school. For a second, I thought my steering wheel, the gas pedal, and brake pedal were all missing. That's when I realized I was sitting in the back seat. FML

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By nofinal - 10/12/2009 06:34 - United States

Today, I woke up at 7 am to take my last final. When I got to the parking lot, I realized my car was missing. After speaking to the police for 3 hours, I called my girlfriend to let her know what happened. She then told me I had parked on the street the night before. So much for the 8 am final. FML

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By ants9omarching - 10/03/2011 01:48 - United States

Today, the seat in my car broke and wouldn't move forward. I had to walk to school in the rain because I was too short to reach the pedals. FML

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By Biggest Jerk - 14/02/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in my driver's ed class, and I woke up in a middle of a dream laughing. Everyone stared at me. I found out that the teacher had just finished talking about his vegetative niece who didn't wear a seat belt. FML

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By shilpajayseanfan - 24/02/2009 13:43 - Canada

Today, I drove into my school. Literally drove into my school. FML

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By burrito kid - 17/12/2016 06:56 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML

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By FUCKKKS - 03/03/2013 17:37 - United States

Today, after a long work shift, I was so tired that I took a nap in my car to avoid driving half-asleep. When I awoke, there was a huge truck in front of me. I thought I'd fallen asleep while driving and was about to die. I only realized it was stationary after I pissed myself. FML

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By sopissed - 13/06/2012 18:13 - United States - Laurel

Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2012 16:05 - United States - Hacienda Heights

Today, my book bag was so heavy that it set off my car's passenger detection system in the front seat. I had to buckle in my textbooks. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2024 09:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I took my driver's test, whereby I forgot everything, panicked, and closed my eyes while yelling, "Jesus take the wheel!" FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2012 06:31

Today, due to bad weather, my dad let me take his car to drive to my apartment 3 hours away. I only realized when I got there that my keys were still sitting on my parents' kitchen counter. FML

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hobopatz 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 19:48

And then you drove in that state. Scary.

Amayzingerous 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 19:39

LOL, IT'S SO FUNNNY AND CUTE. HAHAHAHA. It reminded me of a incident when my friend was drunk and he said he needed to speed back home, the same thing, sat at the back seat, imagined himself stepping on the pedal and went like "FASTERRRRRRRRRRRR" . Everyone was like " He is soooooooooooooo drunk." LOL.

Comments

rety1 13

Tuesday 27 July 2010 9:07

lol. I was driving my dads auto truck after being in my manual car and I almost hit the clutch coming to a stop sign.. *the clutch in the auto would have been the emergency brake...* there were people behind me too .. almost had my own FML moment....

oboewhore_xD 6

Sunday 15 August 2010 4:28

mercyFML, xD I loved this. Cotton candy clouds are beast.

megitts 0

Monday 6 September 2010 16:26

fake

Mylees 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 6:18

please don't drive when you are lack of sleep. deadly dangerous take responsibilities

Fmliscrazy 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 10:58

I hope u didn't drive like that!

ktlibero11 0

Tuesday 1 February 2011 4:01

totally something i would do.

silverlinings 0

Monday 25 April 2011 16:40

you should not be driving!!!

amrik 11

Wednesday 11 May 2011 6:23

I see your comments on every FML and they are the bomb :D

sexypimpdaddy 0

Tuesday 13 September 2011 18:58

#10. In my opinion, your an idiot, AND an asshole. Just because you partied on your last week, doesn't mean everybodies gonna follow your example and do the same.