Miscellaneous: Today, it was the last day of finals. After sleeping less than...

By Anonymous - 10/12/2009 13:08 - United States

Today, it was the last day of finals. After sleeping less than three hours in the last two days, I got in the car to go to school. For a second, I thought my steering wheel, the gas pedal, and brake pedal were all missing. That's when I realized I was sitting in the back seat. FML

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By nofinal - 10/12/2009 06:34 - United States

Today, I woke up at 7 am to take my last final. When I got to the parking lot, I realized my car was missing. After speaking to the police for 3 hours, I called my girlfriend to let her know what happened. She then told me I had parked on the street the night before. So much for the 8 am final. FML

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By ants9omarching - 10/03/2011 01:48 - United States

Today, the seat in my car broke and wouldn't move forward. I had to walk to school in the rain because I was too short to reach the pedals. FML

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By Biggest Jerk - 14/02/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in my driver's ed class, and I woke up in a middle of a dream laughing. Everyone stared at me. I found out that the teacher had just finished talking about his vegetative niece who didn't wear a seat belt. FML

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By shilpajayseanfan - 24/02/2009 13:43 - Canada

Today, I drove into my school. Literally drove into my school. FML

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By burrito kid - 17/12/2016 06:56 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML

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By FUCKKKS - 03/03/2013 17:37 - United States

Today, after a long work shift, I was so tired that I took a nap in my car to avoid driving half-asleep. When I awoke, there was a huge truck in front of me. I thought I'd fallen asleep while driving and was about to die. I only realized it was stationary after I pissed myself. FML

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By sopissed - 13/06/2012 18:13 - United States - Laurel

Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2012 16:05 - United States - Hacienda Heights

Today, my book bag was so heavy that it set off my car's passenger detection system in the front seat. I had to buckle in my textbooks. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2024 09:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I took my driver's test, whereby I forgot everything, panicked, and closed my eyes while yelling, "Jesus take the wheel!" FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2012 06:31

Today, due to bad weather, my dad let me take his car to drive to my apartment 3 hours away. I only realized when I got there that my keys were still sitting on my parents' kitchen counter. FML

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hobopatz 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 19:48

And then you drove in that state. Scary.

Amayzingerous 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 19:39

LOL, IT'S SO FUNNNY AND CUTE. HAHAHAHA. It reminded me of a incident when my friend was drunk and he said he needed to speed back home, the same thing, sat at the back seat, imagined himself stepping on the pedal and went like "FASTERRRRRRRRRRRR" . Everyone was like " He is soooooooooooooo drunk." LOL.

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starr947 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 14:52

this is just an old joke. if this really happened to you, you're really stupid.

ashley_asshole 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 19:35

MLIA momenttt.!

vutharo 4

Saturday 12 December 2009 23:43

ahahaha! that cheered me up :)

mh3 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 2:26

FYL only because you're an idiot and you're gunna fail that test. SLEEP MORE! jeez.

hughman 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 6:11

Most of my professors said you better make the news if you missed an exam. They were absolutely serious and the deans of the schools give that discretion to the professors. There is no way around it. And to the people that are spouting off facts about pulling all-nighters and decreasing your ability to do well, blah, blah, blah...you obviously either didn't go to college or at least not a real college. It happens and is sometimes necessary. Get over yourselves.

AtrumMessor 1

Sunday 13 December 2009 10:33

Jeez, way to be smart about prepping for your finals. So, you gotta retake every class you finaled on that day?

Beesh 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 20:50

This is complete crap. You are either a weak spirit or something else was going on. I worked a job that required me to stay awake for 30 to 40 hours straight thru twice a week. I never once got in the wrong car door. And you HAD slept, even if a little.

N101CP 0

Monday 14 December 2009 8:31

Not necessarily true #92, I've been out on search and rescue missions that I've been in the communications room for 40-50 hours, and I can get through that pretty well, but when I have very little sleep (being 1-3 hours), I tend to not operate as well. It's been in my experiance that little sleep is worse than none.

imsotired 0

Monday 14 December 2009 2:37

it was probably not safe to drive if you were so tired... finals suck. i know what it feels like to be so tired. i hope you did well after all that studying!