Intimacy: Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend gives out my number...

By nomorenakedpicsplease - 07/07/2013 05:21 - Canada - Leduc

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend gives out my number to guys who ask for hers. Let's just say that I'll never be able to unsee the pictures that were sent to me. FML

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By anonymous - 22/11/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML

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Oddball

By WTF - 01/06/2013 04:03 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I found out that the girl I've been talking to online and sending certain pictures to is actually my ex's new boyfriend. He ended up telling me he'd just wanted to see how he compared to me down below because my ex refused to go into detail about it. FML

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You deserved it 24 575

By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 19:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML

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You deserved it 72 970

By RDMdragoon - 13/07/2009 11:16 - United States

Today, while deleting my ex-fiancée's account off my computer, I saved her pics. I found one of her with her now boyfriend in our bedroom. FML

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You deserved it 4 550

Classy

By LAME - 23/02/2009 08:09 - United States

Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML

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You deserved it 12 738

Oddball

By Iwtumn - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Austria - Deutschlandsberg

Today, a guy asked me for my number. Now I deeply regret giving it to him, because he won't stop sending me Bible quotes and pictures of Jesus. FML

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You deserved it 7 339

By Anonymous - 18/11/2010 01:42 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend likes to show his female co-workers his dick, by emailing them pictures of it. I found out when he included my email address in with theirs. FML

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You deserved it 3 081

By Paco4242 - 13/06/2009 01:47 - United States

Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML

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You deserved it 78 245

Nice victim blaming!

By fuckyoutoothen! - 22/07/2020 08:02

Today, I showed my friend all the dirty messages and dick pics her boyfriend had sent me. I included the ones of me telling him to stop. Instead of being mad at him, she flipped out on me, saying it’s my fault because I “dress too sexy” and he shouldn’t even have my number. He got it from her phone. FML

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You deserved it 206

By Anonymous - 17/07/2009 18:25 - United States

Today, to get back at me for breaking up with him, my ex-boyfriend thought it would be really funny to post semi nude pictures of me on Craigslist. To top it off, he decided to give all 200+ people who responded to my ad my home phone number. I'm getting non-stop calls from horny freaks. FML

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You deserved it 20 552

heyyyjune 11

Sunday 7 July 2013 12:55

Give out hers on a lesbian dating site or something similar.

Bostern 29

Sunday 7 July 2013 12:55

Why don't you stick her number on Craigslist for revenge?

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grahmagog 14

Sunday 7 July 2013 12:53

Change your number then?

hannaaaahr 33

Sunday 7 July 2013 14:59

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grahmagog 14

Sunday 7 July 2013 15:17

It wouldnt you're right, but it would prevent any further images coming up

ohgeejosee 19

Sunday 7 July 2013 17:06

Send them back Goatsie. Haha

SailorSolaris 43

Wednesday 22 January 2014 6:59

It'll stop him from seeing any more images.

heyyyjune 11

Sunday 7 July 2013 12:55

Give out hers on a lesbian dating site or something similar.

gidgiddonihah 11

Sunday 7 July 2013 22:18

Priceless. Make it clear in her profile that she is very open to sexting. :)

tjv3 10

Monday 8 July 2013 2:54

I would give out her personal info to strangers on the street.

Bostern 29

Sunday 7 July 2013 12:55

Why don't you stick her number on Craigslist for revenge?

klovemachine 24

Sunday 7 July 2013 12:55

Just respond by giving them her number :)

TourettesGuyFTW 25

Sunday 7 July 2013 13:53

A problem shared is a problem solved!

NightingaleAnne 5

Sunday 25 August 2013 8:57

That is exactly what I was going to say! You could just tell them that you switched phones.

CrazyJ716 18

Sunday 7 July 2013 12:56

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Blackcatluck 19

Sunday 7 July 2013 22:07

Yea, just go up to random girls and tell them to send nudes to that number and they will, that's how it works right?

Sunyboy 12

Sunday 7 July 2013 12:56

Get back at her by putting her number on Craigslist.

Pwn17 25

Sunday 7 July 2013 12:58

So these events made you see the naked truth?

edris_305 21

Sunday 7 July 2013 12:58

Try sending them your 'junk' pics back that will teach them

CeCe184 17

Sunday 7 July 2013 16:05

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karpoi 11

Sunday 7 July 2013 17:40

#46 - Not necessarily, the only way it could get them in trouble is if they're under 18...

CrazyJ716 18

Sunday 7 July 2013 13:01

You could also try a good old fashion swap. One guy sends you pics, you send them to another guy that sent you them. It'd make for an interesting reaction.