By Anonymous - 20/11/2012 03:19 - Sweden - Stockholm

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Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML
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Probably because dirty talk to anyone outside of the party just sounds corny, cheesy or hilarious. Anybody not in that mood would find it funny, if not weirded out.

Never do this at a parents house. Especially with parents home. I hope you learned your lesson OP.

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Never do this at a parents house. Especially with parents home. I hope you learned your lesson OP.

Trisha_aus 15

Somehow people continue to make the same mistake...no dirty anything in your parents house. Even when they aren't home, you just never know!

It's also why you never assume.

She coulda put a towel up under the door

Maybe try it when your dad isn't home?

Probably because dirty talk to anyone outside of the party just sounds corny, cheesy or hilarious. Anybody not in that mood would find it funny, if not weirded out.

If not be weirded out*, sorry for the bad grammar!

honeybadgerr 9

Just goes to show how much of a horn dog your dad clearly used to be. You just got owned by a pro..

Trisha_aus 15

Come again?

Honey badger, you're drunk. Go home.

bigturd113 3

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Well, if there's a chance someone can hear something they shouldn't the odds are pretty high someone will.

blcksocks 19

At least your dad is pretty cool about it.

Now your Dad knows the dirty shit you are into, talk about awkward. Hopefully it was a little tame... BUCOCKY.

CharresBarkrey 15

What the hell is bucocky? Or were you trying to say bukkake?

desireev 17

Any time you use the word "assume" in a FML, you automatically deserve it. Sorry, OP... But YDI.

Because "when you assume you make an ass out of you and me". Definately deserve this one.

perdix 29

#26, now, that's some pretty hot dirty talk. I hope the OP used that.

blcksocks 19

I think just using headphones would solve this problem.

secretsymbiote21 5

at least your dad just laughed about it

13 - Is that a Beretta in your profile picture?

Looks like a sig but I could be wrong really hard to tell from this angle

15 there is a message box for questions like that

perdix 29

#15, #32, I believe the precise model is the 9mm Compensation for an Inadequate Penis. With pearl grips.

42 - I'm on the android app which doesn't have messaging capabilities.

mine does. :P it's in the menu.