By Anonymous - 20/11/2012 03:19 - Sweden - Stockholm

By Anonymous - 20/11/2012 03:19 - Sweden - Stockholm
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Never do this at a parents house. Especially with parents home. I hope you learned your lesson OP.
It's also why you never assume.
She coulda put a towel up under the door
Maybe try it when your dad isn't home?
Just goes to show how much of a horn dog your dad clearly used to be. You just got owned by a pro..
Honey badger, you're drunk. Go home.
Well, if there's a chance someone can hear something they shouldn't the odds are pretty high someone will.
Now your Dad knows the dirty shit you are into, talk about awkward. Hopefully it was a little tame... BUCOCKY.
Any time you use the word "assume" in a FML, you automatically deserve it. Sorry, OP... But YDI.
Because "when you assume you make an ass out of you and me". Definately deserve this one.
13 - Is that a Beretta in your profile picture?
Looks like a sig but I could be wrong really hard to tell from this angle
15 there is a message box for questions like that
42 - I'm on the android app which doesn't have messaging capabilities.
mine does. :P it's in the menu.
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Probably because dirty talk to anyone outside of the party just sounds corny, cheesy or hilarious. Anybody not in that mood would find it funny, if not weirded out.
Never do this at a parents house. Especially with parents home. I hope you learned your lesson OP.