By Anonymous - 20/11/2012 03:19 - Sweden - Stockholm

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Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML
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boofgall 16
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Probably because dirty talk to anyone outside of the party just sounds corny, cheesy or hilarious. Anybody not in that mood would find it funny, if not weirded out.

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onlychildFTW 33
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Never do this at a parents house. Especially with parents home. I hope you learned your lesson OP.

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onlychildFTW 33
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Never do this at a parents house. Especially with parents home. I hope you learned your lesson OP.

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Trisha_aus 15

Somehow people continue to make the same mistake...no dirty anything in your parents house. Even when they aren't home, you just never know!

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Neonemerld 21
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It's also why you never assume.

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SNICKERZforKYLE 4
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She coulda put a towel up under the door

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BRLHP 24
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Maybe try it when your dad isn't home?

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boofgall 16
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Probably because dirty talk to anyone outside of the party just sounds corny, cheesy or hilarious. Anybody not in that mood would find it funny, if not weirded out.

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boofgall 16
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If not be weirded out*, sorry for the bad grammar!

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honeybadgerr 9

Just goes to show how much of a horn dog your dad clearly used to be. You just got owned by a pro..

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Trisha_aus 15

Come again?

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Neonemerld 21
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Honey badger, you're drunk. Go home.

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bigturd113 3

the best comment for this post

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chatoyant_fml 12
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Well, if there's a chance someone can hear something they shouldn't the odds are pretty high someone will.

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blcksocks 19

At least your dad is pretty cool about it.

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little_one 20
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Now your Dad knows the dirty shit you are into, talk about awkward. Hopefully it was a little tame... BUCOCKY.

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CharresBarkrey 15

What the hell is bucocky? Or were you trying to say bukkake?

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desireev 17

Any time you use the word "assume" in a FML, you automatically deserve it. Sorry, OP... But YDI.

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cosmosis 12
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Because "when you assume you make an ass out of you and me". Definately deserve this one.

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perdix 29

#26, now, that's some pretty hot dirty talk. I hope the OP used that.

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blcksocks 19

I think just using headphones would solve this problem.

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secretsymbiote21 5

at least your dad just laughed about it

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annie_nk 22
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13 - Is that a Beretta in your profile picture?

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GUNN1313 3
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Looks like a sig but I could be wrong really hard to tell from this angle

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wickedninja918 1
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15 there is a message box for questions like that

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perdix 29

#15, #32, I believe the precise model is the 9mm Compensation for an Inadequate Penis. With pearl grips.

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annie_nk 22
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42 - I'm on the android app which doesn't have messaging capabilities.

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rawr_ily96 24
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mine does. :P it's in the menu.

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