Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML
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boofgall
| 16
Probably because dirty talk to anyone outside of the party just sounds corny, cheesy or hilarious. Anybody not in that mood would find it funny, if not weirded out.
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onlychildFTW
| 33
Never do this at a parents house. Especially with parents home. I hope you learned your lesson OP.
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onlychildFTW
| 33
Never do this at a parents house. Especially with parents home. I hope you learned your lesson OP.
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Trisha_aus
| 15
Somehow people continue to make the same mistake...no dirty anything in your parents house. Even when they aren't home, you just never know!
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Neonemerld
| 21
It's also why you never assume.
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SNICKERZforKYLE
| 4
She coulda put a towel up under the door
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BRLHP
| 24
Maybe try it when your dad isn't home?
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boofgall
| 16
Probably because dirty talk to anyone outside of the party just sounds corny, cheesy or hilarious. Anybody not in that mood would find it funny, if not weirded out.
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boofgall
| 16
If not be weirded out*, sorry for the bad grammar!
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honeybadgerr
| 9
Just goes to show how much of a horn dog your dad clearly used to be. You just got owned by a pro..
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Trisha_aus
| 15
Come again?
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Neonemerld
| 21
Honey badger, you're drunk. Go home.
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bigturd113
| 3
the best comment for this post
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chatoyant_fml
| 12
Well, if there's a chance someone can hear something they shouldn't the odds are pretty high someone will.
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blcksocks
| 19
At least your dad is pretty cool about it.
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little_one
| 20
Now your Dad knows the dirty shit you are into, talk about awkward. Hopefully it was a little tame... BUCOCKY.
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CharresBarkrey
| 15
What the hell is bucocky? Or were you trying to say bukkake?
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desireev
| 17
Any time you use the word "assume" in a FML, you automatically deserve it.
Sorry, OP... But YDI.
Sorry, OP... But YDI.
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cosmosis
| 12
Because "when you assume you make an ass out of you and me".
Definately deserve this one.
Definately deserve this one.
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perdix
| 29
#26, now, that's some pretty hot dirty talk. I hope the OP used that.
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blcksocks
| 19
I think just using headphones would solve this problem.
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secretsymbiote21
| 5
at least your dad just laughed about it
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annie_nk
| 22
13 - Is that a Beretta in your profile picture?
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GUNN1313
| 3
Looks like a sig but I could be wrong really hard to tell from this angle
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wickedninja918
| 1
15 there is a message box for questions like that
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perdix
| 29
#15, #32, I believe the precise model is the 9mm Compensation for an Inadequate Penis.
With pearl grips.
With pearl grips.
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annie_nk
| 22
42 - I'm on the android app which doesn't have messaging capabilities.
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rawr_ily96
| 24
mine does. :P it's in the menu.