FML : Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk....

Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Tuesday 20 November 2012 03:19 / Sweden - Stockholm

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By boofgall | 16

#5166628 - Tuesday 20 November 2012 9:02

Probably because dirty talk to anyone outside of the party just sounds corny, cheesy or hilarious. Anybody not in that mood would find it funny, if not weirded out.

By onlychildFTW | 33

#5166610 - Tuesday 20 November 2012 8:58

Never do this at a parents house. Especially with parents home. I hope you learned your lesson OP.

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By onlychildFTW | 33

#5166610 - Tuesday 20 November 2012 8:58

Never do this at a parents house. Especially with parents home. I hope you learned your lesson OP.

Trisha_aus | 15

#5166717 - Tuesday 20 November 2012 9:20

Somehow people continue to make the same mistake...no dirty anything in your parents house. Even when they aren't home, you just never know!

Neonemerld | 19

#5167183 - Tuesday 20 November 2012 13:42

It's also why you never assume.

SNICKERZforKYLE | 4

#5168444 - Tuesday 20 November 2012 22:52

She coulda put a towel up under the door

By BRLHP | 24

#5166612 - Tuesday 20 November 2012 8:58

Maybe try it when your dad isn't home?

By boofgall | 16

#5166628 - Tuesday 20 November 2012 9:02

Probably because dirty talk to anyone outside of the party just sounds corny, cheesy or hilarious. Anybody not in that mood would find it funny, if not weirded out.

boofgall | 16

#5166650 - Tuesday 20 November 2012 9:04

If not be weirded out*, sorry for the bad grammar!

By honeybadgerr | 9

#5166630 - Tuesday 20 November 2012 9:02

Just goes to show how much of a horn dog your dad clearly used to be. You just got owned by a pro..

Trisha_aus | 15

#5166724 - Tuesday 20 November 2012 9:22

Come again?

Neonemerld | 19

#5167189 - Tuesday 20 November 2012 13:43

Honey badger, you're drunk. Go home.

bigturd113 | 3

#5168304 - Tuesday 20 November 2012 21:57

the best comment for this post

By chatoyant_fml | 12

#5166631 - Tuesday 20 November 2012 9:02

Well, if there's a chance someone can hear something they shouldn't the odds are pretty high someone will.

By blcksocks | 19

#5166637 - Tuesday 20 November 2012 9:02

At least your dad is pretty cool about it.

By little_one | 20

#5166638 - Tuesday 20 November 2012 9:03

Now your Dad knows the dirty shit you are into, talk about awkward. Hopefully it was a little tame... BUCOCKY.

CharresBarkrey | 15

#5166877 - Tuesday 20 November 2012 11:05

What the hell is bucocky? Or were you trying to say bukkake?

By desireev | 17

#5166640 - Tuesday 20 November 2012 9:03

Any time you use the word "assume" in a FML, you automatically deserve it.
Sorry, OP... But YDI.

cosmosis | 12

#5166869 - Tuesday 20 November 2012 10:46

Because "when you assume you make an ass out of you and me".

Definately deserve this one.

perdix | 29

#5167216 - Tuesday 20 November 2012 13:55

#26, now, that's some pretty hot dirty talk. I hope the OP used that.

By blcksocks | 19

#5166651 - Tuesday 20 November 2012 9:05

I think just using headphones would solve this problem.

By secretsymbiote21 | 5

#5166660 - Tuesday 20 November 2012 9:06

at least your dad just laughed about it

annie_nk | 22

#5166680 - Tuesday 20 November 2012 9:08

13 - Is that a Beretta in your profile picture?

GUNN1313 | 3

#5166942 - Tuesday 20 November 2012 11:51

Looks like a sig but I could be wrong really hard to tell from this angle

wickedninja918 | 1

#5167212 - Tuesday 20 November 2012 13:54

15 there is a message box for questions like that

perdix | 29

#5167245 - Tuesday 20 November 2012 14:09

#15, #32, I believe the precise model is the 9mm Compensation for an Inadequate Penis.

With pearl grips.

annie_nk | 22

#5167506 - Tuesday 20 November 2012 16:27

42 - I'm on the android app which doesn't have messaging capabilities.

rawr_ily96 | 24

#5470094 - Monday 29 April 2013 4:47

mine does. :P it's in the menu.

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You deserved it

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