By Anonymous - 20/11/2012 03:19 - Sweden - Stockholm

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Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML
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boofgall 16

Probably because dirty talk to anyone outside of the party just sounds corny, cheesy or hilarious. Anybody not in that mood would find it funny, if not weirded out.

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onlychildFTW 33

Never do this at a parents house. Especially with parents home. I hope you learned your lesson OP.

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onlychildFTW 33

Never do this at a parents house. Especially with parents home. I hope you learned your lesson OP.

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Trisha_aus 15

Somehow people continue to make the same mistake...no dirty anything in your parents house. Even when they aren't home, you just never know!

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BRLHP 24

Maybe try it when your dad isn't home?

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boofgall 16

Probably because dirty talk to anyone outside of the party just sounds corny, cheesy or hilarious. Anybody not in that mood would find it funny, if not weirded out.

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boofgall 16

If not be weirded out*, sorry for the bad grammar!

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honeybadgerr 9

Just goes to show how much of a horn dog your dad clearly used to be. You just got owned by a pro..

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bigturd113 3

the best comment for this post

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chatoyant_fml 12

Well, if there's a chance someone can hear something they shouldn't the odds are pretty high someone will.

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blcksocks 19

At least your dad is pretty cool about it.

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little_one 20

Now your Dad knows the dirty shit you are into, talk about awkward. Hopefully it was a little tame... BUCOCKY.

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CharresBarkrey 15

What the hell is bucocky? Or were you trying to say bukkake?

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desireev 17

Any time you use the word "assume" in a FML, you automatically deserve it. Sorry, OP... But YDI.

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cosmosis 12

Because "when you assume you make an ass out of you and me". Definately deserve this one.

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perdix 29

#26, now, that's some pretty hot dirty talk. I hope the OP used that.

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blcksocks 19

I think just using headphones would solve this problem.

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secretsymbiote21 5

at least your dad just laughed about it

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annie_nk 22

13 - Is that a Beretta in your profile picture?

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GUNN1313 3

Looks like a sig but I could be wrong really hard to tell from this angle

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wickedninja918 1

15 there is a message box for questions like that

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perdix 29

#15, #32, I believe the precise model is the 9mm Compensation for an Inadequate Penis. With pearl grips.

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annie_nk 22

42 - I'm on the android app which doesn't have messaging capabilities.

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