Health: Today, I am exhausted and can barely move after being up all...

By Shenza - 17/06/2012 12:34 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I am exhausted and can barely move after being up all night taking care of my drunk and vomiting husband. He, on the other hand, feels much better and is bounding with energy. FML

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You deserved it 3 021

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2020 02:04

Today, my husband woke up, tried walking to the bathroom, fell down, got back up and started peeing on the carpet. I’ve never seen him this drunk before. FML

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You deserved it 193

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By Carpet cleaner - 21/02/2012 02:15 - Canada

Today, my husband came home late from drinking with his buddies, only to toss and turn and keep me up for an hour. He then sat up and didn't move for a few minutes. I sat up to see what was wrong, only to see him pissing on the carpet beside our bed. FML

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You deserved it 2 676

By adderallgirl - 12/06/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, I woke up feeling like shit after I had spent the whole night taking care of my sick boyfriend. He got up early, feeling great, bouncing around the house. When I finally got up I told him I didn't feel well and he yelled at me for being a bitch in the morning that slows him down. FML

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You deserved it 5 331

By crazycatlady1890 - 02/05/2019 18:00 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I finished a full marathon and just wanted to relax and get pampered by my husband afterwards. Instead, I spent the evening taking care of him and his back because he had a spasm. Don't worry, he feels much better now. Meanwhile, I can’t move my legs. FML

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You deserved it 459

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By Auburn_flame - 27/03/2019 00:00

Today, I've been horribly sick with a stomach virus. Six hours ago, I asked my husband to go to the store and get me a few things that would help ease my misery. He's still in bed and I'm cleaning the house in between bouts of vomiting. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 508

You deserved it 361

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By nt121511 - 03/08/2016 22:40

Today, I woke up after a long night of taking care of my drunken husband. I guess I should feel lucky I don't have a generic, "He wet the bed in his sleep" story, and instead have a unique, "He got out of bed and peed on me" story. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 132

You deserved it 1 154

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By Nicky - 21/10/2024 18:00 - United States - Farmington

Today, my husband is miserable. He couldn't sleep. He tried to make me feel bad for sleeping through the night. I was medicated from a brain scan. His is work is horrible, and no one understands, etc. He's mad that I took a walk. Now, as I am frustrated and crying, he is laughing on the phone with his coworkers. FML

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You deserved it 93

By hnickell93 - 09/10/2012 01:55 - United States - Visalia

Today, I was consoling my drunk husband as he violently emptied his stomach contents into our toilet. One particular retch made me nauseous, and I vomited all down his back, causing him to turn his head and vomit all over the wall. I got to clean it all up. FML

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You deserved it 5 406

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By AnonWife - 22/01/2014 01:16 - United Kingdom - Scunthorpe

Today, my husband and I are sick. He keeps whining about how bad he feels. I'm just as sick, as well as 7 months pregnant. I've not only been taking care of his whiny ass: I've cooked, cleaned, and gone to the store several times because the tissues we had were too rough on his nose. FML

I agree, your life sucks 67 663

You deserved it 9 481

By Frazzled - 10/04/2011 10:59 - United States

Today, after three days of hospital camping with my very sick husband, he was finally out of danger when I left last night to get my first good night's sleep in almost 96 hours. He woke me at 5 a.m. with a phone call asking me to bring him comic books because he's bored. FML

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You deserved it 11 302

kevsnev 7

Sunday 17 June 2012 16:20

Well he better appreciate your help because you sound like a wonderful woman!

HairyPunisher 27

Sunday 17 June 2012 16:54

Just because he's her husband doesn't mean they have children.

Comments

JiggaJayZ 16

Sunday 17 June 2012 16:19

You did your job well :)

kevsnev 7

Sunday 17 June 2012 16:20

Well he better appreciate your help because you sound like a wonderful woman!

chance16 0

Sunday 17 June 2012 16:46

She Sounds damn good to me to :) this time get shit faced an make him take care of u lol

skoob1 12

Monday 18 June 2012 5:34

How was he sick and vomiting without a hangover?

AKGirlinSD 20

Monday 18 June 2012 10:22

2, I bet she did this often, before they got married, so he immediately knew she was a keeper. I can't blame him :). 80, If you puke up enough and hydrate yourself, you can skip the hangover phase.

inkedav 8

Sunday 17 June 2012 16:20

Sounds like a sign. Start drinking. ;)

MCRaddict15 15

Sunday 17 June 2012 16:37

It's the opposite of a sign. Why would you start drinking after you realize it sucks to be hungover..?

Pandacupcakelove 26

Sunday 17 June 2012 16:40

18- I'll take a wild guess and say that 3 was joking?

baddawg365 0

Sunday 17 June 2012 16:48

18- Op also said SHE was exhausted while her DRUNK husband feels full of energy and happiness. So your statement is invalid because according to Op the morning after us amazing, while the alcohol induced vomit sucks.