Today, it's the five year anniversary of my father's death. I was cuddling with my boyfriend and crying about how much I missed him. He replied with, "Sometimes, I think you just like to hear yourself talk." FML
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Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML
Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML
Today, I was crying because my cat died. My boyfriend cupped my face in his hands, looked me straight into the eyes and said, "I love seeing you cry." FML
Today, my mother and I were discussing how we couldn't believe it's been nearly a year since my dad died. Not paying attention, my husband absentmindedly added, "Time flies when you're having fun." FML
Today, I saw my dad for the first time in almost five years, at his funeral. FML
Today, I got back home from work and casually asked my dad, "What's up?" He casually replied, "Wishing I'd had a son instead." and stared glassy-eyed at me until I left the room. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
Today, my boyfriend laid his head on my bare chest and said, "You're like my mother." FML
Today, I was texting a friend of mine. She mentioned it was her dad's birthday. I typed, "Tell him 'Happy Birthday' from me!" and as I pressed send, I remembered her dad was dead. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he died. He continued by saying, "So, let's just pretend I died today." FML
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jessxoxo28 5
wat an asshole!!!!!! dump him!
mfpeanuthead 0
What a douche.
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Comments (355)
Micky_Pain 0
dump the idiot
shameonmedude 0
Please go eat shit #62....aight? thanks! :)
aztec37 0
anger issues much #60? also, your a bitch.
dg72592_fml 0
#15... are you on acid? EDIT: & number 34... dayummm theres something in the water
shameonmedude 0
nope. just a touchy subject. how bout you worry about yourself and the OP instead #65
I2OI3 0
I'm sorry that happened to you. That's very sad. My site is similar to FML but it's like only funny FML's..
Ocilator 0
#64 you can kiss my big white hairy ass you douche-bag
Nakedsquirrel 5
Bad timing, lover boy.
shameonmedude 0
and risk getting AIDS?? no thank you!
literalmanchild 0
who is the biggest bitch in this here comment section i'll give you a hint, it's shameonmedude throw some more temper tantrums broski it's really funny