Today, it's the five year anniversary of my father's death. I was cuddling with my boyfriend and crying about how much I missed him. He replied with, "Sometimes, I think you just like to hear yourself talk." FML
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Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML
Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML
Today, I was crying because my cat died. My boyfriend cupped my face in his hands, looked me straight into the eyes and said, "I love seeing you cry." FML
Today, my mother and I were discussing how we couldn't believe it's been nearly a year since my dad died. Not paying attention, my husband absentmindedly added, "Time flies when you're having fun." FML
Today, I saw my dad for the first time in almost five years, at his funeral. FML
Today, I got back home from work and casually asked my dad, "What's up?" He casually replied, "Wishing I'd had a son instead." and stared glassy-eyed at me until I left the room. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
Today, my boyfriend laid his head on my bare chest and said, "You're like my mother." FML
Today, I was texting a friend of mine. She mentioned it was her dad's birthday. I typed, "Tell him 'Happy Birthday' from me!" and as I pressed send, I remembered her dad was dead. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he died. He continued by saying, "So, let's just pretend I died today." FML
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jessxoxo28 5
wat an asshole!!!!!! dump him!
mfpeanuthead 0
What a douche.
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Comments (355)
ZING_MASTER 0
REST IN ZING!
gmo8614 0
i dont want to sound mean or anything but its been five years. you should get over his death. my dad died 4 years ago and sure i miss him but im over it.
jillz 0
Well, if she's going to dump him she better get to it quickly. Sounds to me like he's getting fed up with her and is likely to dump her soon. It says a lot that he felt bold enough to say something like that to her in such a moment. All in the timing, you know. Was this his first show of rude treatment? If not, why has she been taking it? Low self esteem?
reetah 0
okay, shameonmedude needs some meds... seriously... if you're preaching how it's weak to show emotion, you showing your anger and retaliating with immature and violent comebacks isn't weak...? and you should never, ever wish a painful death on someone or someone's loved one. it's probably one of the worst things you could say. you should really be ashamed of yourself.
AnaMaree 0
YDI for going out with him
tamoomoo 0
Boyfriend is jealous she loved her Dad more, in my opinion. And obviously, he will never be the man her father was to her.
clairebear096 0
wow, he's quite the charmer. words of wisdom here: tell him to get the **** out of your life. then make fun of him when he's grieving that you broke up with him.
Bryan_Z 0
That's such a cold thing to say...
KathieGrl27 0
that LITERALLY happened to me too like 3 years ago - I was upset and talking about how much i missed my father, who had passed 7 years earlier, and he goes "ya know, sometimes i think you just talk to hear yourself talk" - I got out before it was too late ;-)
kapowi 0
Guess who's sleeping on the couch tonight, ladies?