Today, it's the five year anniversary of my father's death. I was cuddling with my boyfriend and crying about how much I missed him. He replied with, "Sometimes, I think you just like to hear yourself talk." FML
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Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML
Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML
Today, I was crying because my cat died. My boyfriend cupped my face in his hands, looked me straight into the eyes and said, "I love seeing you cry." FML
Today, my mother and I were discussing how we couldn't believe it's been nearly a year since my dad died. Not paying attention, my husband absentmindedly added, "Time flies when you're having fun." FML
Today, I saw my dad for the first time in almost five years, at his funeral. FML
Today, I got back home from work and casually asked my dad, "What's up?" He casually replied, "Wishing I'd had a son instead." and stared glassy-eyed at me until I left the room. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
Today, my boyfriend laid his head on my bare chest and said, "You're like my mother." FML
Today, I was texting a friend of mine. She mentioned it was her dad's birthday. I typed, "Tell him 'Happy Birthday' from me!" and as I pressed send, I remembered her dad was dead. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he died. He continued by saying, "So, let's just pretend I died today." FML
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jessxoxo28 5
wat an asshole!!!!!! dump him!
mfpeanuthead 0
What a douche.
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Comments (355)
Duckasaurus 0
Why would you break up with him for something so little? It's probably true. Maybe you were being a bit selfish crying all day about something that happened five years ago.
aJ09 0
#82 ahaha this is why you'll get stuck with the most trashiest, nastiest aid having hoes who are stupid. cause your stupid ass doesnt get it. you cant talk to a girl that way, a hoe yeah, but not a girl you wanna be with. good luck to you ******, ur bound to be stuck with nasty ***** while the good guys like me are getting the classy beautiful sexy ones.
the_question_mar 0
this made me very wide-mouthed. You should not date that insensitive jerk.
shameonmedude 0
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WorkSexMonkey 0
I strongly suggest you reconsider your relationship. If that WASN'T the worst thing he's said to you, then its over.
Nemesis08 0
#82 you're a moron.
qwertyuiop8989 0
There are more mature ways to approach/handle a situation than by calling someone a bitch and other various insults. just fyi. #97 is a perfect example of handling the shameonmedude situation with maturity.
straywander 0
i agree with every post here. he is a douche bag.
joeydboy123 0
#116, i pointed out that some women can be bitches, so you say that agreeing that a bitch is annoying makes it that i treat them like shit? are you high or something?
strawberryswirl 0
Dump the insensitive ****. And no one said she was whining about it every day...wouldn't you be a little sad thinking of what you were doing five years ago that day?