Today, it's the five year anniversary of my father's death. I was cuddling with my boyfriend and crying about how much I missed him. He replied with, "Sometimes, I think you just like to hear yourself talk." FML
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Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML
Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML
Today, I was crying because my cat died. My boyfriend cupped my face in his hands, looked me straight into the eyes and said, "I love seeing you cry." FML
Today, my mother and I were discussing how we couldn't believe it's been nearly a year since my dad died. Not paying attention, my husband absentmindedly added, "Time flies when you're having fun." FML
Today, I saw my dad for the first time in almost five years, at his funeral. FML
Today, I got back home from work and casually asked my dad, "What's up?" He casually replied, "Wishing I'd had a son instead." and stared glassy-eyed at me until I left the room. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
Today, my boyfriend laid his head on my bare chest and said, "You're like my mother." FML
Today, I was texting a friend of mine. She mentioned it was her dad's birthday. I typed, "Tell him 'Happy Birthday' from me!" and as I pressed send, I remembered her dad was dead. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he died. He continued by saying, "So, let's just pretend I died today." FML
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jessxoxo28 5
wat an asshole!!!!!! dump him!
mfpeanuthead 0
What a douche.
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Comments (355)
ATchick_08 0
Dude drop that asshole... I lost my father in 05 and I still get emotional about it... If he can't be there to support you and care on a day that I'm sure is as hard for you and the anniversery of my father's passing is for me then you don't need him in you life.You need to surround your self with caring and supportive people.
shameonmedude 0
#65 you are= you're not your.....please learn grammar before attempting to insult me. :) alright....leaving for real this time......have fun talkin shit!
melxox 0
Um this is when you burn all his clothes.
hono_fml 0
Dump him. Now. You deserve more than that.
literalmanchild 0
grammar throwdowns are the ultimate sign of a bitch who has no comeback run away, little one, for when the day is done, you still the biggest of bitches
survivalism 0
In all fairness, it's been FIVE YEARS. Seriously.
nevele11 0
Everyone saying that she has to get over it and not cry; she has the ******* right to cry over her father's death if she wants to. You don't know how close they were. You wouldn't be saying things like that if you were in that position, and it's not like she said she was in the middle of school and made a big sobbing scene because it was the 5 year anniversary of her father's death; she was crying to someone she loved and trusted, how is that too much? Just because 5 years has passed doesn't mean she doesn't miss him just as much. Assholes.
shameonmedude 0
I'M A BITCH YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOP WOOOOOOOOOOP!!! oops....I'm still here.
bostonkid3328 0
kids gonna hit it and quite it.... but that is gay
joeydboy123 0
#87, u have realised the one most important fact that ends nearly all of internet arguments Congrats