Today, it's the five year anniversary of my father's death. I was cuddling with my boyfriend and crying about how much I missed him. He replied with, "Sometimes, I think you just like to hear yourself talk." FML
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Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML
Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML
Today, I was crying because my cat died. My boyfriend cupped my face in his hands, looked me straight into the eyes and said, "I love seeing you cry." FML
Today, my mother and I were discussing how we couldn't believe it's been nearly a year since my dad died. Not paying attention, my husband absentmindedly added, "Time flies when you're having fun." FML
Today, I saw my dad for the first time in almost five years, at his funeral. FML
Today, I got back home from work and casually asked my dad, "What's up?" He casually replied, "Wishing I'd had a son instead." and stared glassy-eyed at me until I left the room. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
Today, my boyfriend laid his head on my bare chest and said, "You're like my mother." FML
Today, I was texting a friend of mine. She mentioned it was her dad's birthday. I typed, "Tell him 'Happy Birthday' from me!" and as I pressed send, I remembered her dad was dead. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he died. He continued by saying, "So, let's just pretend I died today." FML
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jessxoxo28 5
wat an asshole!!!!!! dump him!
mfpeanuthead 0
What a douche.
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Comments (355)
bickam 0
What a dick. Dump him.
PureGold 0
What a douche :(. You deserve better, and I'm really sorry about your dad.
archuletalover 0
wat is his prob, just trip him with your beard, and ride off with someonelse on your weiner dog to mcdonalds jeez
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
What an insensitive jerk... My father died eight years ago, nine on November 5th. If someone said something like that to me when I needed comfort, you could damn well assume that I'd get angry at them.
brutal_banger 10
that's because it was 8 years ago no one gives a damn by then. I bet you don't care that animals and people get abused and die everyday huh? focused on yourself and b4 u assume I'm evil my parents are dead and now I spend my time rescuing animals and donate to charities for people in need
oarisimo 4
314 get off your damn pedestal. no one gives a shit about you.
cuteygurl234 0
that is some very good advice #34 reduce speed. ash ahead. xD
Jaywin 3
I found my brother dead of an overdose around Christmas time 3 years ago. It's painful sometimes especially around that time of year but you learn to not cry about it. You learn to laugh and remember them and just deal. I'm not saying YDI OP, but #21 kind of has a point. Crying about it 5 years after it is kind've much. A moment of remembrance is fine but the time for tears might be over. Sorry for your loss anyway.
archuletalover 0
# 36, you are amazing, you made my life rite there, well put, well put
caretoshare 0
DOUCHE! lol. that sucks. buuut...is it true?
Kellayy 0
wow aha, my boyfriend likes to make things about himself too XD maybe if you keep to yourself he'll learn to appreciate the fact that you talk to him. So ignore him when he asks what's wrong and it'll drive him crazy. If he cares.
shameonmedude 0
suck it up and quit relying on others for suport.......mourning is for the weak.....which is what you are YDI for begging for sympathy from people who don't give two *****.