Today, it's our first wedding anniversary, or Paper anniversary. I got him airline tickets for an expensive weekend break for two in Berlin. He got me a toilet roll. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
Today, for our 8th wedding anniversary I gave my husband several well-thought-out gifts. He gave me divorce papers. FML
Today, my husband bought me a present for our three year anniversary. It was a pack of 20 cigarettes. I don't smoke. He does. FML
Today, it was my first anniversary with my husband. Not only were we mad at each other and not speaking the whole day, he doesn't even remember and spent the night out with his friends instead. FML
Today, I woke up and my husband said he got me a gift for our one year anniversary and that it was on the table. We laid around cuddling and when I finally got up I was expecting to walk out to beautiful bouquet of flowers. I got two packs of cigarettes. FML
Today, after I filed for divorce, the papers were received by my soon-to-be ex-husband on our wedding anniversary. FML
Today, it is my three-year-anniversary with my boyfriend. I asked if he had planned anything for us, and he said yes. My parents volunteered to watch our daughter, I got all excited, and apparently our "plans" are to watch a football game. What do I get to do? Make sandwiches. For him. FML
Today, it's my 8 year anniversary. My boyfriend's "romantic" gesture for the occasion was to toss a few McDonald's coupons at me and tell me to get whatever I wanted. FML
Today, it's my husband's and my first wedding anniversary. I came home from work hoping for at least a bouquet of flowers, only to find my husband passed out on the couch, with a few beer cans next to him. I guess I missed the party. FML
Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
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celiba_fml 0
well, it's both paper..
bohemond_fml 0
Might suck a bit, yeah, but you're going to Berlin anyway, so whatever. You expect tickets from him too or something?
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sentient 10
sounds like a hint to me
skaap 0
Maybe he knew all along, and the toilet roll is to sort out whatever the airplane food does to him & her...
jaxsk 0
You're married, why would it matter who spent more, do you keep seperate funds? And it's a trip for two, I assuming you and he would be going together - the vacation is both of your anniversary presents, and it quite nice.
jgupta86 0
Come on, after 1 year you should really be expecting that kind of humour. And if you honestly didnt, then maybe you got together a bit soon there.
kitkat101 0
FHisL for having to follow some stupid anniversary tradition that he's obviously not into. Why do you expect so much? Just because you're married doesn't mean you're entitled to something expensive.
dolfan1993 0
Today, it's my first wedding anniversary, or Paper anniversary. She got me airline tickets for an expensive weekend break for two in Berlin. I got her a toilet roll. FML
moonsolomon 0
Pretty sure that's not an FML at all.
zcalo 0
Parody FML fail.
DD666w00t 0
You obviously have never eaten german food you will greatful =]
UseTheFrags 0
Wow wtf, I'm from St Helens too! Near Haydock xD
DresdenB17 0
I like #27. I have been dating the same girl for five years and she's always expecting some elaborate scheme for our anniversary... and were only dating. If they wouldn't expect so much they wouldn't be disappointed when we never meet the expectations... help me help you!!!
Puolukka 4
I don't think the OP expected something expensive or elaborate...just something better than a freaking toilet role. I never expect gifts from my husband, but IF he decides to get me something it's either something he knows I'd like or flowers...and either of those is better than toilet paper...lol...
ktwithcurls 0
#36 Not to get confrontational but perhaps rather than her lowering her standards you could rise to hers? OR once she does lower her standards you could rise to hers! That might be nice. Unless of course her standards are rediculously high and she's never happy with anything that you do..if that's the case maybe it's best to end it.
cactus_fml 0
Dude, as long as he takes you to Berlin who cares?