Today, it's our first wedding anniversary, or Paper anniversary. I got him airline tickets for an expensive weekend break for two in Berlin. He got me a toilet roll. FML
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celiba_fml 0
well, it's both paper..
bohemond_fml 0
Might suck a bit, yeah, but you're going to Berlin anyway, so whatever. You expect tickets from him too or something?
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Comments (129)
Nate25 0
he prolly forgot and tried to be funny
panda_rectum 0
i've always wanted to give some sort of toiletry product as a gift. that, or trap a fart in a jar and watch them open it up. but hey, that's just me
fmlxxxx 0
I lol'd
stat 0
my favorite gift! dissappointment!
thermos26 0
ok, toilet paper was a bad idea, but airplane tickets were too. You had to know he would get you something worth way less.
frickity 0
at least you're going too.... right?
Qup 0
haha your hubby is too stupid to think up a decent gift. or maybe it was exactly what he wanted to give you because your marriage is shitty.
scince220 0
I call fake. This is literally the millionth FML about someone giving their significant other this great, expensive gift, and them coming back with a lousy gift worth less than a dollar.
sympatheticlstnr 0
I'd take a friend, bring the roll of toilet paper & call it a day. But that's just me... Just kidding. And maybe they're right about their being something in the roll of toilet paper. Or maybe your hubby can't afford a really nice paper present at the present time?
Kx09 0
hahahaha. he sounds like a keeper.