Today, it's our first wedding anniversary, or Paper anniversary. I got him airline tickets for an expensive weekend break for two in Berlin. He got me a toilet roll. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
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celiba_fml 0
well, it's both paper..
bohemond_fml 0
Might suck a bit, yeah, but you're going to Berlin anyway, so whatever. You expect tickets from him too or something?
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saunder 0
and since ur married who payed for the expensive tickets?
xFaust_fml 12
Not every couple has a shared bank account.... =_= THINK people, THINK!
Stevieebabyy 0
Bullshit.
efwiz 0
At least you get to go on the trip...?
miss_california 0
if you have a shared bank account, which many married couples do (although i know it is not as common today as it used to be), then you'll get to enjoy the trip just as much as he will. next year just get him a spool of thread or an off-cut of fabric from a craft store.
Coolaidegirl 18
haha u can switch years on who buys the gag gift :-) its ur turn next yr ! start thinking
starburstb 0
Well it'll always come in handy sometime....right?
loveyabb 0
Don't worry about it. Men aren't good at thinking outside the box when it comes to creative gifts.
fuzzybrownbear 0
Well toilet paper as a gift isn't really in the box, but it paper. So...... i don't know where i was really going with that
warhorse57 0
Stop whining. You got half the stuff already.
hollykesten 0
omg... i can totally top that. My mom got a booklight for her 10th anniversary and my dad took her to a hot dog stand and a friends house for burgers for their 25th.....
kukopia 0
How does that 'top that'?!?!? And why do you feel compelled to even try to??
Cman1494 4
hey whatever happened to its the thought that counts? Be glad you got something at least
gtfwdr 0
i agree completely. Op-i love your husband for being witty...he sounds like a fun person, maybe it was really expensive toilet paper?
VijgenVeger 0
sorry to tell you but even guys know toilet paper isn't what women want as a gift.. it's more like an excuse.. 'i didn't forget our anniversary.. here I got you a gift too' (toilet paper is the first thing he sees..