Today, it's our first wedding anniversary, or Paper anniversary. I got him airline tickets for an expensive weekend break for two in Berlin. He got me a toilet roll. FML
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celiba_fml 0
well, it's both paper..
bohemond_fml 0
Might suck a bit, yeah, but you're going to Berlin anyway, so whatever. You expect tickets from him too or something?
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Jake_Dude 0
Hahahaa XD Since my dad hates George Bush (no offence to anyone who likes himm..) But i bought him George Bush toilet roll xD so he could wipe his shit on his face :)
jewelzgalore 0
50% of marriages end in divorce
noName123456 0
82% of statistics are made up on the spot
Davidjayhawk 0
Today, it's my first wedding anniversary, or Paper anniversary. As a young couple in a tough economy we are doing our best to be both thrifty and loving. I got her a toilet roll for a joke, she spent all our savings on airline tickets for an expensive weekend break for two in Berlin. FML
englishmuffin 0
It sounds like you're putting the blame on her. He could have done many other things, like hand-make a card for her, and it still would have been better than a toilet paper roll she could have gotten herself from the storage closet. Not all good gifts have to be expensive, but it sounds like he didn't even try.
intrepid00 0
He had to get you tp. You spent all the paper. Also grow a funny bone.
GriefBacon 0
Cute idea, but aren't most airline tickets electronic these days?
kukopia 0
I'm guessing that he found out what she bought, and figured how much her gift would end up costing HIM (the plane ticket is only part of an international trip - esp if you don't have your room booked in advance) and then he figured that's all THEY could afford for her gift. Next yr he should buy 'her' a set of mens golf clubs. She can be his caddy. It'll give them time together, which is priceless!
Ninjaface 0
Maybe he's just not very creative?
drybamboo 0
Did you unroll the toilet paper? Maybe there was jewelry or a gift certificate or or airline tickets to somewhere else inside. /wishful thinking
teehee520 0
Its not like he's going without you.
englishmuffin 0
OP, I guess I'm one of the few people commenting on your side. Although I'm not sure why America has the paper tradition for one-year wedding anniversaries, he could have done a lot better than a toilet paper roll. Unless he attached some special meaning to it, it sounds like he put no thought into at all. Husband fail. Then again that makes me wonder, was he ever romantic when you were dating?