Today, it's our first wedding anniversary, or Paper anniversary. I got him airline tickets for an expensive weekend break for two in Berlin. He got me a toilet roll. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
Today, for our 8th wedding anniversary I gave my husband several well-thought-out gifts. He gave me divorce papers. FML
Today, my husband bought me a present for our three year anniversary. It was a pack of 20 cigarettes. I don't smoke. He does. FML
Today, it was my first anniversary with my husband. Not only were we mad at each other and not speaking the whole day, he doesn't even remember and spent the night out with his friends instead. FML
Today, I woke up and my husband said he got me a gift for our one year anniversary and that it was on the table. We laid around cuddling and when I finally got up I was expecting to walk out to beautiful bouquet of flowers. I got two packs of cigarettes. FML
Today, after I filed for divorce, the papers were received by my soon-to-be ex-husband on our wedding anniversary. FML
Today, it is my three-year-anniversary with my boyfriend. I asked if he had planned anything for us, and he said yes. My parents volunteered to watch our daughter, I got all excited, and apparently our "plans" are to watch a football game. What do I get to do? Make sandwiches. For him. FML
Today, it's my 8 year anniversary. My boyfriend's "romantic" gesture for the occasion was to toss a few McDonald's coupons at me and tell me to get whatever I wanted. FML
Today, it's my husband's and my first wedding anniversary. I came home from work hoping for at least a bouquet of flowers, only to find my husband passed out on the couch, with a few beer cans next to him. I guess I missed the party. FML
Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
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celiba_fml 0
well, it's both paper..
bohemond_fml 0
Might suck a bit, yeah, but you're going to Berlin anyway, so whatever. You expect tickets from him too or something?
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Comments (129)
Kerry_fml 0
Is it at least 2-ply ? If it's only 1-ply then FYL and your bums' :( Look on the brightside you will definately need toilet paper - so you don't need to buy it for an extra few days :D Unless he doesn't take you to Berlin - You can throw the toilet paper at him :D
DieterDerBlau 0
Well, when you apply a STUPID term like "paper anniversary" to your relationship, you get what you ask for...
DieterDerBlau 0
It's funny, I've heard of silver and golden anni's, never a paper... my GF just gave me grief, saying "of course I've never heard of it, I'm a guy..."
shadeslayer16 0
Well, this way if you get stuck in a public restroom in Berlin without toilet paper, you have backup... =)
caltain 0
I guess you're covered if the food doesn't agree with you...
Funky_T 0
the toilet roll is 4 u to hide your face when your having sex...
WingOfSin 0
#96 I'm still laughing at that! XD toilet roll? Girl, if you don't want this guy I'll have him. He sounds hilarious
livingdeath 0
Well, don't get the two confused. Shitty tickets and toilet paper planes. Disgusting.
BakNBitz 0
well, u got tickets for two so really, his gift was more selfless
redbeater 5
Lets face it. Taking a shit without toilet paper is a major inconveinence. Be glad he got you a role.
iloveTheMiz 0
At least he gave you a gift! :)