Anonymous
United States
Today, it's my two year anniversary with my wife. She's celebrating the day with her new boyfriend. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Beanzbeanz
Canada
Today, is the 6 month anniversary of my boyfriend and I. Turns out next month he will be celebrating the 3 year anniversary of him and his wife. FML
Anonymous
Northport, United States
Weird anniversary mood but OK
Today, it was me and my wife's anniversary. I spent it consoling her as she cried over a man she loved 20 years ago. They never even dated. FML
Wolverine Morningstar
Overlap
Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend for the first time in two years with the guy she told me "not to worry about" and they were celebrating their 3-year anniversary together. FML
bmonehh
United States
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
bill
San Diego, United States
Paper day
Today, it's mine and wife's one-year anniversary. After only being married for a year, I quickly understood what her father really meant when he said, "Your problem now" and chuckled at our wedding. FML
GlennGuagmire
Ras Tanura, Saudi Arabia
Today, my wife and I were born on the same day, married on our birthday date. Today is our birthday and anniversary, and today we are getting divorced. FML
Anonymous
Conroe, United States
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years drunkenly introduced me to another very special lady. His wife. FML
Chels
United States
Today, the ex I still have feelings for made a post on Facebook announcing her two month anniversary with her boyfriend. She broke up with me less than two weeks ago. FML
Anonymous
Milwaukee, United States
Today, it's my fifth wedding anniversary. My wife bailed on the romantic dinner that I arranged in favor of running off with her friends. Their big event: an amateur Fight Club event they'd decided to stage in an abandoned parking lot. FML
TheAngryBird
Grimsby, Canada
Today, my girlfriend gave herself a graduation gift: a new boyfriend. FML
Top comments
Freeze_fml 17
Sell her belongings before divorcing her.
cufaoil 11
then I guess your anniversary gift to her will be divorce papers...
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Comments (129)
Ruby1991 0
I feel ya. Almost the exact same situation. Except she was my fiancee and it was just some guy she was screwing around with loll
ecascio2010 9
divorce the bitch. do vows mean nothing to people these days?
KalusZwig 2
you know what burns really well? her stuff
jannie22 0
what. a. BITCH!!!!
panda101x 0
It's my anniversary of two years today too! My boyfriend is planning something special, dumping me.
beastwill64 16
girls. what are you going to do about them.
ButterSugarFudge 11
It's always something to look forward to isn't it? Especially when you know what's going to happen.
delrio1d 5
aww I'm sorry, she doesn't deserve you! you're better off without here (:
Captain_Flappers 7
Bitch
whatever202 11
SAY IT WITH ME NOW... D...I...V...O...R...C...E...