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By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 16:01 - United States

Today, it's my two year anniversary with my wife. She's celebrating the day with her new boyfriend. FML

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By Beanzbeanz - 09/07/2011 15:19 - Canada

Today, is the 6 month anniversary of my boyfriend and I. Turns out next month he will be celebrating the 3 year anniversary of him and his wife. FML

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Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend for the first time in two years with the guy she told me "not to worry about" and they were celebrating their 3-year anniversary together. FML

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By bmonehh - 24/11/2009 20:20 - United States

Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML

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By GlennGuagmire - 23/10/2016 06:23 - Saudi Arabia - Ras Tanura

Today, my wife and I were born on the same day, married on our birthday date. Today is our birthday and anniversary, and today we are getting divorced. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2012 14:53 - United States - Conroe

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years drunkenly introduced me to another very special lady. His wife. FML

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By Chels - 18/08/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, the ex I still have feelings for made a post on Facebook announcing her two month anniversary with her boyfriend. She broke up with me less than two weeks ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2013 16:41 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, it's my fifth wedding anniversary. My wife bailed on the romantic dinner that I arranged in favor of running off with her friends. Their big event: an amateur Fight Club event they'd decided to stage in an abandoned parking lot. FML

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By TheAngryBird - 28/06/2012 04:51 - Canada - Grimsby

Today, my girlfriend gave herself a graduation gift: a new boyfriend. FML

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By an unlucky man - 05/08/2016 09:37 - United States - Simi Valley

Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2021 06:00

Today, it was my first anniversary with my husband. Not only were we mad at each other and not speaking the whole day, he doesn't even remember and spent the night out with his friends instead. FML

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Freeze_fml 16

Tuesday 19 October 2010 1:17

Sell her belongings before divorcing her.

cufaoil 11

Tuesday 19 October 2010 1:24

then I guess your anniversary gift to her will be divorce papers...

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AssDan 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 17:36

Wow. Not even together on your anniversary, and she still gets a pearl necklace. Find less of a ***** to marry.

tnlander 20

Tuesday 19 October 2010 17:43

Follow her with a camera and take pictures. The divorce judge will just eat them up. "Revenge is best served cold."

imtheebest 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 18:16

wow. id be furious. You deserve much better.

holt06 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 20:09

Same thing happened to me a year ago, man. ******* ****. Any kids? I now have a 2 year old daughter who I have to raise by myself because she ran off to California with her MARRIED movie director boyfriend who is twice her age.

AssDan 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 20:17

Ron Howard?

fire_in_the_hole 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 1:05

wow I'm sorry

InCrediFuqAmaZin 0

Friday 22 October 2010 22:24

slap that chick man and then shove roses down her throat...

darnellq 13

Monday 25 October 2010 1:08

this happened to me as well actually three years ago.

tjgg 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 14:58

that sucks

ahester 3

Friday 5 November 2010 18:19

I understand. I just found out 2 days ago my husband cheated on me. when did I find out? my 3 yr anniversary.

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