Today, my longtime crush, who turned me down because he’s “sick of women”, just got into a relationship. He made it Facebook official, with photos of them and everything. Wanting to even the score, I commented, “So it seems your sickness of women is cured, huh?” He bitched at me for “ruining his moment” and deleted me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML
Today, I saw the girl I like had posted a status on Facebook, saying, “I’m sick of being lonely, why don’t any guys wanna date me?! I think I’m gonna spend my life alone.” I asked her out once and she turned me down. When I commented this fact on her post proving her statement untrue, she blocked me. FML
Today, I’ve been systematically sharing stories and posts about how love sucks and man-bashing memes so that my crush would regret his decision about rejecting me and choosing another girl over me. He DM’ed me : “Getting tired of your shit Melissa, I’m blocking you.” FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend took me off his relationship status on Facebook. He just left “In a relationship” blank. This came after he added some girl. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me to the point of tears, and told me to stop worrying about stupid shit. Apparently, I also ruined his day. FML
Today, my longtime crush, who lives in Texas, got into a relationship. He turned me down when I'd confessed my feelings for him because he “doesn’t do long distance.” The girl he’s with lives in the same city as me. We both live in Florida. FML
Today, I went to wish one of my friends a happy birthday on his Facebook wall, only to see that I was blocked. Turns out, he blocked me because he'd developed a crush on me for some time and couldn’t stand seeing the posts between me and my new boyfriend. So basically I can only be his friend if I’m single. FML
Today, my crush, who has turned me down in the past, actually gave me the “Why can’t I find a decent guy like you?” speech. That’s it, I’m officially THAT guy, I’m just that pathetic. I’d happily never see her again after this, except we live on the same street and work in the same building. FML
Today, after being so jaded by failed relationships, I'd given a guy who slid into my Facebook Messenger a chance. We'd entered the talking stage, only to be told four months later that he’s found a girlfriend, and no longer wants to continue this interaction and blocked me. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML
Today, I was ecstatic to have received a friend request from my crush of grade 4 after 11 years. He's grown up to be such a hottie. I quickly accepted his request, he messaged me and we ended up chatting for hours. Later, when I messaged him, he called me clingy, and unfriended me from Facebook. FML
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mike3775 39
How do you know that he wasn’t “sick of women” due to HER actions? The woman can screw up the relationship just as easily as a man can. I once dated a woman when I was in the Navy, who I dumped because she became obsessed with me, accusing me of cheating when I didn’t return her calls (kinda hard to return a call when you are in the ocean doing circles, even though I had told her I would be at sea for two weeks), and would call the ship asking if I was actually on duty when I had duty. So when I dumped her, she didn’t believe it was her fault and would tell all our mutual friends it was my fault, even though those friends knew the truth.
Rake 18
It's YDI in big bold letters
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Rake 18
It's YDI in big bold letters
copalolita 16
It’s funny how people are quick to block someone when they get called out on their BS. That guy is a walking red flag. He deliberately lied to you, got mad when you called him out on it and he whines and blocks you like an immature little boy. You don’t deserve someone like that in your life. You dodged a huge bullet. Find someone who will be loyal and honest with you.
mike3775 39
How do you know that he wasn’t “sick of women” due to HER actions? The woman can screw up the relationship just as easily as a man can. I once dated a woman when I was in the Navy, who I dumped because she became obsessed with me, accusing me of cheating when I didn’t return her calls (kinda hard to return a call when you are in the ocean doing circles, even though I had told her I would be at sea for two weeks), and would call the ship asking if I was actually on duty when I had duty. So when I dumped her, she didn’t believe it was her fault and would tell all our mutual friends it was my fault, even though those friends knew the truth.
copalolita 16
Cool story, but I don’t think that has anything to do with my comment. She was never in a relationship with him. She asked him out and he declined because he’s sick of women. Then gets in a relationship. Looks like he got over the sickness of women pretty damn quickly. He’s a liar.
mike3775 39
So you think k it’s ok to stalk people? That’s what she did. She is and was the problem. Once you resort to stalking, you are the problem
GoogieWithers 25
He has more options than you or single.
bigredmonkeybutt 30
What did you really expect?
poopface82 25
And they say guys can’t take a hint. I’m autistic and even I could tell that was a toned-down way of telling you to **** off.
Lost Reggie 22
By "women" he meant "you."
Hangryko 32
He owes you nothing. Move on from him.