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FMyLife
Anonymous United States

Today, it's my two year anniversary with my wife. She's celebrating the day with her new boyfriend. FML

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Sell her belongings before divorcing her.

then I guess your anniversary gift to her will be divorce papers...

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Sounds about right. Wish mine did the same.

Damn what a bitch... Well I guess your gift will be some divorce papers...hope you find someone better...

Now you can give her divorce papers as a gift.

I feel like her new boyfriend is the pool boy.

been there... only it was a five year anniversary.