Today, it's my two year anniversary with my wife. She's celebrating the day with her new boyfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, is the 6 month anniversary of my boyfriend and I. Turns out next month he will be celebrating the 3 year anniversary of him and his wife. FML
Weird anniversary mood but OK
Today, it was me and my wife's anniversary. I spent it consoling her as she cried over a man she loved 20 years ago. They never even dated. FML
Overlap
Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend for the first time in two years with the guy she told me "not to worry about" and they were celebrating their 3-year anniversary together. FML
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
Paper day
Today, it's mine and wife's one-year anniversary. After only being married for a year, I quickly understood what her father really meant when he said, "Your problem now" and chuckled at our wedding. FML
Today, my wife and I were born on the same day, married on our birthday date. Today is our birthday and anniversary, and today we are getting divorced. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years drunkenly introduced me to another very special lady. His wife. FML
Today, the ex I still have feelings for made a post on Facebook announcing her two month anniversary with her boyfriend. She broke up with me less than two weeks ago. FML
Today, it's my fifth wedding anniversary. My wife bailed on the romantic dinner that I arranged in favor of running off with her friends. Their big event: an amateur Fight Club event they'd decided to stage in an abandoned parking lot. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave herself a graduation gift: a new boyfriend. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
Sell her belongings before divorcing her.
cufaoil 11
then I guess your anniversary gift to her will be divorce papers...
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Comments (129)
DarthVader77 9
Sounds about right. Wish mine did the same.
worldclassrager 41
Damn what a bitch... Well I guess your gift will be some divorce papers...hope you find someone better...
fantasyworld 39
Now you can give her divorce papers as a gift.
leafynitemare 24
I feel like her new boyfriend is the pool boy.
Tinky Quinn Wish 9
been there... only it was a five year anniversary.