Anonymous
United States
Today, it's my two year anniversary with my wife. She's celebrating the day with her new boyfriend. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Beanzbeanz
Canada
Today, is the 6 month anniversary of my boyfriend and I. Turns out next month he will be celebrating the 3 year anniversary of him and his wife. FML
Anonymous
Northport, United States
Weird anniversary mood but OK
Today, it was me and my wife's anniversary. I spent it consoling her as she cried over a man she loved 20 years ago. They never even dated. FML
Wolverine Morningstar
Overlap
Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend for the first time in two years with the guy she told me "not to worry about" and they were celebrating their 3-year anniversary together. FML
bmonehh
United States
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
bill
San Diego, United States
Paper day
Today, it's mine and wife's one-year anniversary. After only being married for a year, I quickly understood what her father really meant when he said, "Your problem now" and chuckled at our wedding. FML
GlennGuagmire
Ras Tanura, Saudi Arabia
Today, my wife and I were born on the same day, married on our birthday date. Today is our birthday and anniversary, and today we are getting divorced. FML
Anonymous
Conroe, United States
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years drunkenly introduced me to another very special lady. His wife. FML
Chels
United States
Today, the ex I still have feelings for made a post on Facebook announcing her two month anniversary with her boyfriend. She broke up with me less than two weeks ago. FML
Anonymous
Milwaukee, United States
Today, it's my fifth wedding anniversary. My wife bailed on the romantic dinner that I arranged in favor of running off with her friends. Their big event: an amateur Fight Club event they'd decided to stage in an abandoned parking lot. FML
TheAngryBird
Grimsby, Canada
Today, my girlfriend gave herself a graduation gift: a new boyfriend. FML
Top comments
Freeze_fml 17
Sell her belongings before divorcing her.
cufaoil 11
then I guess your anniversary gift to her will be divorce papers...
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driftability 0
To the ppl who say have a 3 some, I say dumb idea. A 3 some consists of one dick(mine;)) and 2 clams, maybe 3 clams but some may call that "too much work", I call it "how to turn your bed into a swimming pool", hrs of fun to be had. I digress op just tell the new boyfriend you have aids.
milakitty21 0
score for her!1
rayray520 0
I agree with 6. I'm sorry man that's just not right.
theshocker09 1
ATM threesome then dump her
tinacorbin 0
There's way more to this story I'm sure... something led up to it for her not to be with him on their anniversary .... yeah, it could be all her fault, but I think OP left a few details out
zackkmann21 0
I'm sorry dude.
wtfsnickers 1
most American women are like that go asian
at1325 0
there's no point in her celebrating it at all if it means that little to her.
persianlovaaa691 0
omg ... :(
plix 0
I was such a boyfriend once... I feel sorry for her husband now, and for you too.