And she talked to you about it? No wonder it's amateur.

If I were OP, I wouldn't eat his wife's split pea soup...

I sure hope that parking lot isn't next to a liposuction clinic

The first rule of fight club...

It's funny because if the genders were reversed, the comments here would be a lot more different.

For my part, my joke would've remained the same.

You replied under 1's comment, no comment in this comment section would be different at all.

It's funny because your not supposed to talk about fight club.

Wait, isn't it usually the other way around?

Never break up a fight between two females.

Or in this case, between a girl and herself

...5 rule of fight club no shirts no shoes. OP, why aren't you going to watch?!

Well they already broke the first rule

And the second and the third

Maybe his wife's friends are Roseanne Barr, Rosie O'Donnell, Hillary Clinton, and Melissa McCarthy?

she sounds awesome! even if she did break the first rule.

And second

And third too

That is pretty awesome.. sorry about you anniversary, but come on!

Why are you telling us this? WHAT THE FIRST RULE, OP?

Sounds like a keeper to me. Make sure you keep her dinner warm!

Dude. Your wife sounds awesome. I want her autograph in case she goes pro!

I strongly advise you not to start an argument about this. Otherwise your next fml might involve the word hospital.

Hahahahaha thats funny!!!

2nd rule of fight club: don't bail on fight club for any personal celebratory reasons... No?

2nd rule of fight club: DO NOT talk about fight club.