FML : Today, it's my fifth wedding anniversary. My wife bailed on the romantic dinner that I arranged in favor of running off with her friends. Their big event:...

Today, it's my fifth wedding anniversary. My wife bailed on the romantic dinner that I arranged in favor of running off with her friends. Their big event: an amateur Fight Club event they'd decided to stage in an abandoned parking lot. FML

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By Anonymous - / Friday 19 July 2013 16:41 / United States - Milwaukee

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By Pleonasm | 31

#5588523 - Saturday 20 July 2013 01:50

And she talked to you about it? No wonder it's amateur.

By QQMorePlox | 18

#5588531 - Saturday 20 July 2013 01:52

...5 rule of fight club no shirts no shoes. OP, why aren't you going to watch?!

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By Pleonasm | 31

#5588523 - Saturday 20 July 2013 01:50

And she talked to you about it? No wonder it's amateur.

Thundering_Jibbs | 13

#5588567 - Saturday 20 July 2013 02:00

If I were OP, I wouldn't eat his wife's split pea soup...

Booda_Shun | 28

#5588591 - Saturday 20 July 2013 02:09

I sure hope that parking lot isn't next to a liposuction clinic

rocker_chick105 | 31

#5588687 - Saturday 20 July 2013 03:34

The first rule of fight club...

powerhunger | 4

#5589030 - Saturday 20 July 2013 06:43

It's funny because if the genders were reversed, the comments here would be a lot more different.

Pleonasm | 31

#5589299 - Saturday 20 July 2013 12:06

For my part, my joke would've remained the same.

Ki11erC | 18

#5589687 - Saturday 20 July 2013 06:41

You replied under 1's comment, no comment in this comment section would be different at all.

wowthatissad | 9

#5591300 - Monday 22 July 2013 12:32

It's funny because your not supposed to talk about fight club.

By IanMoone3611 | 12

#5588524 - Saturday 20 July 2013 01:51

Wait, isn't it usually the other way around?

CallMeWindSock | 24

#5589286 - Saturday 20 July 2013 11:31

Never break up a fight between two females.

Ty_Peer | 4

#5589473 - Saturday 20 July 2013 04:12

Or in this case, between a girl and herself

By QQMorePlox | 18

#5588531 - Saturday 20 July 2013 01:52

...5 rule of fight club no shirts no shoes. OP, why aren't you going to watch?!

uoeno_fml | 20

#5588643 - Saturday 20 July 2013 02:44

Well they already broke the first rule

KylarStern19 | 7

#5588747 - Saturday 20 July 2013 04:27

And the second and the third

EnterSandman_fml | 20

#5589095 - Saturday 20 July 2013 07:26

Maybe his wife's friends are Roseanne Barr, Rosie O'Donnell, Hillary Clinton, and Melissa McCarthy?

By bribecrazyy | 14

#5588536 - Saturday 20 July 2013 01:52

she sounds awesome! even if she did break the first rule.

tehman117 | 21

#5588605 - Saturday 20 July 2013 02:17

And second

missfrenchie | 11

#5588762 - Saturday 20 July 2013 04:38

And third too

Horsempeg | 25

#5589699 - Saturday 20 July 2013 06:59

That is pretty awesome.. sorry about you anniversary, but come on!

By RoboCunnilingus | 23

#5588541 - Saturday 20 July 2013 01:53

Why are you telling us this? WHAT THE FIRST RULE, OP?

By walkingspastic | 22

#5588547 - Saturday 20 July 2013 01:54

Sounds like a keeper to me. Make sure you keep her dinner warm!

By ScenicSubterfuge | 39

#5588548 - Saturday 20 July 2013 01:54

Dude. Your wife sounds awesome. I want her autograph in case she goes pro!

By Warmonger_Smurf | 29

#5588576 - Saturday 20 July 2013 02:01

I strongly advise you not to start an argument about this. Otherwise your next fml might involve the word hospital.

By br00kr | 22

#5588577 - Saturday 20 July 2013 02:03

Hahahahaha thats funny!!!

By thatnucca | 36

#5588583 - Saturday 20 July 2013 02:05

2nd rule of fight club: don't bail on fight club for any personal celebratory reasons... No?

poodle_juice | 17

#5588727 - Saturday 20 July 2013 04:15

2nd rule of fight club: DO NOT talk about fight club.

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