By Anonymous - 19/07/2013 16:41 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, it's my fifth wedding anniversary. My wife bailed on the romantic dinner that I arranged in favor of running off with her friends. Their big event: an amateur Fight Club event they'd decided to stage in an abandoned parking lot. FML
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Pleonasm 35
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And she talked to you about it? No wonder it's amateur.

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QQMorePlox 18
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...5 rule of fight club no shirts no shoes. OP, why aren't you going to watch?!

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Pleonasm 35
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And she talked to you about it? No wonder it's amateur.

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Thundering_Jibbs 13
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If I were OP, I wouldn't eat his wife's split pea soup...

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I sure hope that parking lot isn't next to a liposuction clinic

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rocker_chick105 31
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The first rule of fight club...

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powerhunger 4
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It's funny because if the genders were reversed, the comments here would be a lot more different.

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Pleonasm 35
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For my part, my joke would've remained the same.

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Ki11erC 18
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You replied under 1's comment, no comment in this comment section would be different at all.

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wowthatissad 9
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It's funny because your not supposed to talk about fight club.

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IanMoone3611 12

Wait, isn't it usually the other way around?

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CallMeWindSock 24

Never break up a fight between two females.

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Ty_Peer 4
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Or in this case, between a girl and herself

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QQMorePlox 18
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...5 rule of fight club no shirts no shoes. OP, why aren't you going to watch?!

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uoeno_fml 20
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Well they already broke the first rule

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KylarStern19 7

And the second and the third

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EnterSandman_fml 20
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Maybe his wife's friends are Roseanne Barr, Rosie O'Donnell, Hillary Clinton, and Melissa McCarthy?

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bribecrazyy 14
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she sounds awesome! even if she did break the first rule.

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Horsempeg 25
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That is pretty awesome.. sorry about you anniversary, but come on!

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RoboCunnilingus 23
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Why are you telling us this? WHAT THE FIRST RULE, OP?

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walkingspastic 22
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Sounds like a keeper to me. Make sure you keep her dinner warm!

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ScenicSubterfuge 39
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Dude. Your wife sounds awesome. I want her autograph in case she goes pro!

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Warmonger_Smurf 29
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I strongly advise you not to start an argument about this. Otherwise your next fml might involve the word hospital.

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br00kr 22

Hahahahaha thats funny!!!

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thatnucca 36
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2nd rule of fight club: don't bail on fight club for any personal celebratory reasons... No?

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poodle_juice 17

2nd rule of fight club: DO NOT talk about fight club.

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