Today, it's my fifth wedding anniversary. My wife bailed on the romantic dinner that I arranged in favor of running off with her friends. Their big event: an amateur Fight Club event they'd decided to stage in an abandoned parking lot. FML
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Pleonasm
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And she talked to you about it? No wonder it's amateur.
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QQMorePlox
| 18
...5 rule of fight club no shirts no shoes. OP, why aren't you going to watch?!
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Pleonasm
| 34
And she talked to you about it? No wonder it's amateur.
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Thundering_Jibbs
| 13
If I were OP, I wouldn't eat his wife's split pea soup...
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| 28
I sure hope that parking lot isn't next to a liposuction clinic
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rocker_chick105
| 31
The first rule of fight club...
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powerhunger
| 4
It's funny because if the genders were reversed, the comments here would be a lot more different.
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Pleonasm
| 34
For my part, my joke would've remained the same.
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Ki11erC
| 18
You replied under 1's comment, no comment in this comment section would be different at all.
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wowthatissad
| 9
It's funny because your not supposed to talk about fight club.
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IanMoone3611
| 12
Wait, isn't it usually the other way around?
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CallMeWindSock
| 24
Never break up a fight between two females.
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Ty_Peer
| 4
Or in this case, between a girl and herself
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QQMorePlox
| 18
...5 rule of fight club no shirts no shoes. OP, why aren't you going to watch?!
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uoeno_fml
| 20
Well they already broke the first rule
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KylarStern19
| 7
And the second and the third
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EnterSandman_fml
| 20
Maybe his wife's friends are Roseanne Barr, Rosie O'Donnell, Hillary Clinton, and Melissa McCarthy?
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bribecrazyy
| 14
she sounds awesome! even if she did break the first rule.
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tehman117
| 21
And second
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missfrenchie
| 11
And third too
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Horsempeg
| 25
That is pretty awesome.. sorry about you anniversary, but come on!
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RoboCunnilingus
| 23
Why are you telling us this? WHAT THE FIRST RULE, OP?
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walkingspastic
| 22
Sounds like a keeper to me. Make sure you keep her dinner warm!
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ScenicSubterfuge
| 39
Dude. Your wife sounds awesome. I want her autograph in case she goes pro!
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Warmonger_Smurf
| 29
I strongly advise you not to start an argument about this. Otherwise your next fml might involve the word hospital.
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br00kr
| 22
Hahahahaha thats funny!!!
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thatnucca
| 36
2nd rule of fight club: don't bail on fight club for any personal celebratory reasons... No?
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poodle_juice
| 17
2nd rule of fight club: DO NOT talk about fight club.