Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was a bill from my parents. Apparently, the rent is due on the 1st. FML
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Today, it's my birthday. My parents, with whom I live, told me that they didn't get me anything, but instead they said they would knock off a bit of the housekeeping I owe them. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was from myself: a positive pregnancy test. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend handed me this month’s rental statement with “Paid” written in red ink. He says it’s my gift, because, "that shit adds up every month" and I should be "grateful" that I have a roof over my head for another month instead of being "materialistic." FML
Today, I found out I'm being evicted from my apartment on my birthday. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My parents wished me a happy one via text message. We live in the same house. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. It's also it is the day my parents scheduled my wisdom teeth to be pulled out. Happy birthday to me, then. FML
Today, is my little sister's 16th birthday. I spent my last $20 on a gift for her, cleaned the house for her party, made an ice cream cake, and got her a rose. What did I get? "I hope you kept the receipt for this. Oh, and stay in your room during my party." FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
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omgshaylaaa 0
rent at 16...? fyl op. :(
ReginaFalange_fml 13
16?? is that even legal underage?
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Comments (155)
DrummerBoy21 0
I didn't have parents. Im Ghetto, and White... I was raised on the Streets... You should feel lucky :D
schwiggidy 0
Free food, no bills, no responsibility unless your parents want you out. Why move out? all one needs is a steady supply of food and xbox.
chillinAK 9
Hmm, you wouldn't happen to get a positive pregnancy test today, did you? If so, they are making you feel even more grown up. FYL op, but my sister in law actually had tue same thing happen to her. As soon as she started working she started paying. Maybe they really are trying to teach you responsibility - as in get a job. Really sucks to be you.
Zebidee 9
Point out to them that now you're a tenant, you expect to have a say in the way the household is run, and that the 'my roof, my rules' argument no longer applies.
Wasterni 0
Yeah 64 I guess you could do that if you really wanted to get to know your hand better.
sirdolittle 0
"Parents" ?!? Don't you mean 'pimp' ? (just joking !)
Fragmonto 5
Rent is too damn high!!!
wwerulez14 6
^ win.
ytgfa 0
hahahahaha I get it
frear 0
they will save it for you.
jweezy89 4
Yeah because living at home a few more years than normal and being able to build a solid savings account makes you a total D-bag. Besides if you find the right girl she'll understand being smart and saving money. I did the same thing and it helped tremendously when I moved out because I never had to struggle with money, due to saving so much at my parents.
elorenzo_fml 0
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! Go to social services. There's something wrong with your life.