Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was a bill from my parents. Apparently, the rent is due on the 1st. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my birthday. My parents, with whom I live, told me that they didn't get me anything, but instead they said they would knock off a bit of the housekeeping I owe them. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was from myself: a positive pregnancy test. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend handed me this month’s rental statement with “Paid” written in red ink. He says it’s my gift, because, "that shit adds up every month" and I should be "grateful" that I have a roof over my head for another month instead of being "materialistic." FML
Today, I found out I'm being evicted from my apartment on my birthday. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My parents wished me a happy one via text message. We live in the same house. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. It's also it is the day my parents scheduled my wisdom teeth to be pulled out. Happy birthday to me, then. FML
Today, is my little sister's 16th birthday. I spent my last $20 on a gift for her, cleaned the house for her party, made an ice cream cake, and got her a rose. What did I get? "I hope you kept the receipt for this. Oh, and stay in your room during my party." FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
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omgshaylaaa 0
rent at 16...? fyl op. :(
ReginaFalange_fml 13
16?? is that even legal underage?
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Comments (155)
Mrs_Nevermind 0
Your parents are c*nts. Plain and simple. Oh, #12, not only are you very right, but your comment made me giggle. Sure, living on your own is hard financially but it's rewarding in other aspects. I moved out 4 years ago (18), and never looked back.
IgETbANNED 0
LOL! @12 your daughters face looks messed up just like yours!!All f***ed up!
CallMeHush 1
*clapping hands* Just wait till you see what you are getting for Christmas!
RKftw68 0
that's kinda illegal... ya know child abuse and what not
VivaLaCobra22 0
I didn't know asking for rent was child abuse..
mintcar 10
Aw, I am terribly sorry OP. This makes me appreciate my parents. I'm 21, I live at home and I can't imagine having to pay bills. FYL.
iMOTHERHUMPERi 0
i just wanna live the rest of my life with nobody, barely pullin through. and then die
wombledn 0
its time to buy a car, move out, and live in already said car. better buy a hatchback if you plan on carrying on the family name
iMOTHERHUMPERi 0
igetbanned. dont joke About someones kid
satomi_ishida 0
22 - You just made a fatal mistake. I hope you enjoy hell. Never, ever say anything bad about Doc's cute daughter.
patridge 0
i think its a hint to you know.... get a job or make a living in a condom recycling plant