Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was a bill from my parents. Apparently, the rent is due on the 1st. FML
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Today, it's my birthday. My parents, with whom I live, told me that they didn't get me anything, but instead they said they would knock off a bit of the housekeeping I owe them. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was from myself: a positive pregnancy test. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend handed me this month’s rental statement with “Paid” written in red ink. He says it’s my gift, because, "that shit adds up every month" and I should be "grateful" that I have a roof over my head for another month instead of being "materialistic." FML
Today, I found out I'm being evicted from my apartment on my birthday. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My parents wished me a happy one via text message. We live in the same house. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. It's also it is the day my parents scheduled my wisdom teeth to be pulled out. Happy birthday to me, then. FML
Today, is my little sister's 16th birthday. I spent my last $20 on a gift for her, cleaned the house for her party, made an ice cream cake, and got her a rose. What did I get? "I hope you kept the receipt for this. Oh, and stay in your room during my party." FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
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omgshaylaaa 0
rent at 16...? fyl op. :(
ReginaFalange_fml 13
16?? is that even legal underage?
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Comments (155)
flodezie 0
idk what's worse.. the fact that that's all u got or the fact that u are paying rent at 16!! FYL!!!
theFMLtxguy 0
wow, you're the biggest loser ever.
janise 2
@ jweezy89: I'm so glad you were able to save so much money by being an ungrateful loser who mooched off his parents. Did it ever occur to you that every dollar you saved when living there was a dollar your parents had to spend? IE you saved $5000 living there...they more than likely spent that much b/c of you.
skylier93 0
lol life sucks get a helmet
GoArmy6624 7
illegal. you have to be 18. you're still a dependent.
WhiteJoker_fml 7
I still live at home. I'm 22 now but my parents requested I stayed at home till I graduated from university. As I live close to my university campus I didn't see a problem with that. So unless you know the complete story you can't judge somebody. My parents still have to pay the rent, whether I live there or not. Sure they need to pay more for food and utilities but I help them where ever I can by doing some chores and cook once in a while. Besides that I pay for the internet, my own insurance and other expenses I make. And according to my parents they like the company.
Pixeh_fml 0
contact a lawyer. that's illegal. and don't worry, they'll hafta pay for the lawyer too ;)
KingOfTheBrocean 2
Times to bring out the knee pads
granolabutt8 7
Claiming you on their taxes isn't enough? They have to make money off of you too? No offense OP, but your parents sound like scumbags. I'm 21 and I live with my bf and his mom, and she doesn't make us pay a single cent. My mom never had much money but never charged me rent, and my dad is even begging me to move in with him at his apt WITH my dog and he will pay for everything. Because they know I want to go overseas for uni and need to save my money. Sucks OP, good luck with that.
Nandito2 0
hahaha sooo true^^^