Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was a bill from my parents. Apparently, the rent is due on the 1st. FML
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Today, it's my birthday. My parents, with whom I live, told me that they didn't get me anything, but instead they said they would knock off a bit of the housekeeping I owe them. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was from myself: a positive pregnancy test. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend handed me this month’s rental statement with “Paid” written in red ink. He says it’s my gift, because, "that shit adds up every month" and I should be "grateful" that I have a roof over my head for another month instead of being "materialistic." FML
Today, I found out I'm being evicted from my apartment on my birthday. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My parents wished me a happy one via text message. We live in the same house. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. It's also it is the day my parents scheduled my wisdom teeth to be pulled out. Happy birthday to me, then. FML
Today, is my little sister's 16th birthday. I spent my last $20 on a gift for her, cleaned the house for her party, made an ice cream cake, and got her a rose. What did I get? "I hope you kept the receipt for this. Oh, and stay in your room during my party." FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
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omgshaylaaa 0
rent at 16...? fyl op. :(
ReginaFalange_fml 13
16?? is that even legal underage?
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Comments (155)
mintcar 10
What is a " dope boy fresh?"
fmessiah 19
When I started working when I was 16 my parents started charging board, but when I moved out at 18, they gave it all back to me, which was fantastic, could fit out my new place, pay bond and added to my savings :)
Mirorbo 27
I don't think many families are as generous. Most would just keep it.
sirdolittle 0
Mine did the same thing for my brother, it was really helpful when he decided to move out. But I guess there's not much people as smart ... *sigh*
waveman56 3
it's better then a positive pregnancy test
cabbitt 0
22- That child is adorable. STFU.
gusgus36 5
that's horrible... you're not even 18. and they didn't even tell you ahead of time. geez
cupcakemonster10_fml 0
happy birthday hope someone makes it better :)
Mirorbo 27
Makes me wonder how much they're charging you, darling. Even if you get a job, you can only work so many hours at 16...
DocBastard 40
Thanks for the backup, folks. I'm glad I saw that comment before the Mighty FML Deity assassinated igetbanned and gave him his wish. I needed a good laugh today.
kemando 22
u were paying rent at 15? nice parents...
Grand_Cookie 21
assuming that you are an American (only laws that I really know) that is not legal. and your parents are assholes. I hope that it's a joke.