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Show it anywayplease, please dont breed
For once one of your comments actually amused me, that and how it is not moderated yet.
im glad that youre amused. my soul purpose in live
What is this I don't even...
do all FMLs now fall into the category of wrong cars,bitching 16 year olds and oversensitive girlfriends?
No, there is far more depth in these fml's. let's discuss the hidden meanings behind the words used & the issues at hand.
yea
sigh... what did I say?
Icon and comment win combo.
hey blues Qluz I love your pic. I'd give grandma that statue for Christmas just to see the look on everyones face when she unwrapped the gift.
lol there was a typo in this comment, but it makes me laugh how many people begin their troll patrols. noobs.
i came. hard.
Wow. Little boys and animals do it for you, eh? You need some serious psychiatric help, friend. That's the nice way of saying "You are completely ****** up in the head and should be locked in a rubber room where you can never have any meaningful contact with society, you sick ****." But I would never say that.
thank god you didnt. that woulda hurt my feelings
I'm pretty aure that was a joke. like; Funny or "Haw-Haw" don't get too worked up 16
this is a troll feeding zone. get yo no feeding zone signs outa here
Motherhumper, admitting to being a troll is one of the fastest way to get yourself banned.
being banned is just like roping up a noose, it's the end of your life.
you haven't been on the internet too long have you
You must have genitalia the size of a hippopotamus then, good for you.
Hippopatamoose? Mine are ******* blue whales!
No!!!The size of a hentai pornstar!
64: A sled would not be practical. Instead, they should watch the episode of south park where they all get testicular cancer and use their balls as those sit and bounce toys and copy.
lol
tea cup means just what it sounds like- a tiny little doggie :)
how do so many ppl get their vehicles confused with other ppls vehicles?
wate untill drive than you will see
I drive and have for like 11 years and I haven't tried getting into, or gotten into, someone elses car.
how do so many ppl get their vehicles confused with other ppls vehicles?
it should read more like: Today, my mommy left me and my puppy in the car while she ran into the store. Seconds later a scary man came up to the car trying to break in. He scared me so badly I gripped my puppy for dear life and shat myself. FML.
true dat
haha I agree!(:
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it should read more like: Today, my mommy left me and my puppy in the car while she ran into the store. Seconds later a scary man came up to the car trying to break in. He scared me so badly I gripped my puppy for dear life and shat myself. FML.
maybe look inside the car first. the kid probably pissed himself