Today, after buying some groceries, I walked back to my car. After trying several times to get in the door, I finally look up and see a terrified little boy holding onto his teacup poodle for dear life, frantically waving me away. My car was two spots over. FML
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stro88
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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iMOTHERHUMPERi
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please, please dont breed
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unidentified_sta
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For once one of your comments actually amused me, that and how it is not moderated yet.
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iMOTHERHUMPERi
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im glad that youre amused. my soul purpose in live
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dudeitsdanny
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Soul or sole?
Cause I feel like both can sort of fit, if you really try...
Cause I feel like both can sort of fit, if you really try...
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ClickMyPicture
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What is this I don't even...
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Qluz
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someone please illustrate this! and make it cute!
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TheRealFamilyGuy
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do all FMLs now fall into the category of wrong cars,bitching 16 year olds and oversensitive girlfriends?
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OverweightNinja
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No, there is far more depth in these fml's. let's discuss the hidden meanings behind the words used & the issues at hand.
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yea
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BahahahLOL
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TITTIES
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TheRealFamilyGuy
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sigh... what did I say?
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1d1r1a1g1o1n
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Icon and comment win combo.
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grandpaearthling
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hey blues Qluz I love your pic. I'd give grandma that statue for Christmas just to see the look on everyones face when she unwrapped the gift.
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stro88
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lol there was a typo in this comment, but it makes me laugh how many people begin their troll patrols. noobs.
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nicesprites
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maybe look inside the car first. the kid probably pissed himself
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LosAngelesSon
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And you're probably right!
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sarinasusu
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Aww I agree and I moderated this one.!
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Miss_Unique1031
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why does she need to look inside the car first?! she thought it was her car.
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iMOTHERHUMPERi
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i came. hard.
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DocBastard
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Wow. Little boys and animals do it for you, eh? You need some serious psychiatric help, friend. That's the nice way of saying "You are completely fucked up in the head and should be locked in a rubber room where you can never have any meaningful contact with society, you sick fuck." But I would never say that.
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iMOTHERHUMPERi
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thank god you didnt. that woulda hurt
my feelings
my feelings
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tttiffany
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I'm pretty aure that was a joke. like; Funny or "Haw-Haw" don't get too worked up 16
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iMOTHERHUMPERi
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this is a troll feeding zone. get yo no feeding zone signs outa here
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brokenbitch13
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me too. out my penis. even though im a girl ;)
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DocBastard
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Motherhumper, admitting to being a troll is one of the fastest way to get yourself banned.
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OverweightNinja
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being banned is just like roping up a noose, it's the end of your life.
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RKftw68
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you haven't been on the internet too long have you
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Frenteliman2
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You must have genitalia the size of a hippopotamus then, good for you.
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I_iz_B_a_troll
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Hippopatamoose? Mine are fucking blue whales!
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edelmaniac11
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you have no idea how fun it is #15
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IgETbANNED
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No!!!The size of a hentai pornstar!
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Wasterni
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now 8 that's just impractical I mean it would dragging on the ground as you walk. you would have to get a sled for that thing
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maz255
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36 win and wierd
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tencentsakiss
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64: A sled would not be practical. Instead, they should watch the episode of south park where they all get testicular cancer and use their balls as those sit and bounce toys and copy.
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quesidias
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lol
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iliveinthesky_fml
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You should've called diphus(sp?).
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jade567
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Crystal Castles. :D
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omgshaylaaa
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tea cup means just what it sounds like- a tiny little doggie :)
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wombledn
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how do so many ppl get their vehicles confused with other ppls vehicles?
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Twistedsoul_fml
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wate untill drive than you will see
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yazmi_09
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I've never confused my car with someone elses lol
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kindlystfupls
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I drive and have for like 11 years and I haven't tried getting into, or gotten into, someone elses car.
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debatingalways
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there is such thing. they're usually about the size of a baseball. and I've come close to doing that same thing as well. I used to know my truck by my parking pass but now It stands out tremendously thanks to a pole I was a bit too close to last weekend. Fml.
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wombledn
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how do so many ppl get their vehicles confused with other ppls vehicles?
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omgshaylaaa
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it should read more like:
Today, my mommy left me and my puppy in the car while she ran into the store. Seconds later a scary man came up to the car trying to break in. He scared me so badly I gripped my puppy for dear life and shat myself. FML.
Today, my mommy left me and my puppy in the car while she ran into the store. Seconds later a scary man came up to the car trying to break in. He scared me so badly I gripped my puppy for dear life and shat myself. FML.
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wombledn
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true dat
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sillybilly98
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haha I agree!(:
Today, my mommy left me and my puppy in the car while she ran into the store. Seconds later a scary man came up to the car trying to break in. He scared me so badly I gripped my puppy for dear life and shat myself. FML.