Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was a bill from my parents. Apparently, the rent is due on the 1st. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my birthday. My parents, with whom I live, told me that they didn't get me anything, but instead they said they would knock off a bit of the housekeeping I owe them. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was from myself: a positive pregnancy test. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend handed me this month’s rental statement with “Paid” written in red ink. He says it’s my gift, because, "that shit adds up every month" and I should be "grateful" that I have a roof over my head for another month instead of being "materialistic." FML
Today, I found out I'm being evicted from my apartment on my birthday. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My parents wished me a happy one via text message. We live in the same house. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. It's also it is the day my parents scheduled my wisdom teeth to be pulled out. Happy birthday to me, then. FML
Today, is my little sister's 16th birthday. I spent my last $20 on a gift for her, cleaned the house for her party, made an ice cream cake, and got her a rose. What did I get? "I hope you kept the receipt for this. Oh, and stay in your room during my party." FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
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omgshaylaaa 0
rent at 16...? fyl op. :(
ReginaFalange_fml 13
16?? is that even legal underage?
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Comments (155)
keiran215 1
Your parents chose to have you (or they didnt take precautions, whichever). that comes with a legal obligation to care for you until you;re 18. Don't pay the "rent" because if they try to evict you they're guilty of child endangerment.
yeppers6502 0
awe you and that other girl form the FML about the sixteen year old girl who got pregnant for her birthday can drown in your sorrows together. how convienient!
lolo_love5 0
Go find some friends. It must be sad to not have any, especially cuz your 16... that's just sad.
chasadilla 0
bullshit!
agirlnamedlogan 5
You are too young to move out and they are making you pay rent? what a load of bullcrap.
blueknight1st 26
So don't pay. What are they gonna do, kick you out? They can't because you are only 16.
mtnairtom 0
I'll trade you for my 3000 mortgage payment Live it up and laugh at the joke your parents played on you It's not like they have the option of foreclosing on your room
Leashaness 5
You're still underage and legally they still need to be spending money on you. If they're serious about charging you rent, call your city's non emergency police line. Your parents will get in trouble.
LameClaire123 0
I turned 17 on the 20th and instead of going out with my friends I waited pratically the whole day for my parents stop fighting and take the family out. Apparently they found it a perfect day to tell me thier thinking of getting a divorce. Happy Birthday ! I understand.
wriptidez 0
not legal