Today, it's my birthday. I told my boyfriend I wanted to feel special even if for just one day. He said he would do the laundry for me. FML
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Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
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Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had promised that the day would belong to me. But no, I had to drive 80km forth and back to pick him up from work, then he took pictures with his new camera lens, then he decided what to eat, demanded a massage, and then he just fell asleep. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, it's the day after my birthday. My boyfriend got me nothing. Nor did he do anything for me for Valentine's Day. Whereas I got him an $85 game for his birthday, planned a surprise visit to his family so he could see them and his pets, and spent all day Valentine's Day making the house spotless, as well as cakes. FML
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Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend didn’t get me a present, or do anything special for me, because, “The rent’s paid, you have a fridge full of groceries… What more do you want?” Later on, he asked me why did I, “look so sad?” FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend’s birthday is a month before mine. I'd spent my birthday savings on his, but he told me that we couldn’t do anything for mine because, “I didn’t plan or organize better.” FML
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML
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Cipher_585 18
He's a keeper
ElaborateScheme 14
Least it's something. In most fmls people usually forget about birthdays
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Comments (62)
tsukikuiin 16
Haha. Im lucky if I get a back massage on my birthday (and usually it does not come "no strings attached"). I still have to clean and make meals. Thats the crap thing about being an adult, birthdays are just like any other normal day.
sugar_93 1
Shit that's better then mine
jtsmommy 11
Wow! My birthday is in less than a week! Will he come do mine? I would love someone to come do the laundry here.
Himejii 2
Please tell me it wasn't his laundry...
delichick 27
I work at 1 job with a girl who is 27 and doesnt know how to do laundry. She still lives at home, her mom does everyones laundry
da_epic_failman 7
Who wants to do laundry? Consider yourself blessed. If he's willing to do laundry, he'll probably do other chores too.
manuwish 9
It kind of sounds like he never does anything of the housecleaning order..is that so? Why is doing laundry something special for him? Never done it before?
JerryPotter003 2
That's a guys way of doing something for you. **** you entitled bitch
Raye_Delvego 8
My boyfriend's brother is 25 and doesn't know how to do anything. His mother cooks for him, cleans for him and does his laundry.
justinb97 16
Hey sounds like a great gift to me