Today, it's my birthday. I told my boyfriend I wanted to feel special even if for just one day. He said he would do the laundry for me. FML
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Cipher_585 18
He's a keeper
ElaborateScheme 14
Least it's something. In most fmls people usually forget about birthdays
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Comments (62)
panda900 9
Omg stuff like this gets on my nerves so much lol. Your girlfriend should feel special all the time - it's not rocket science / otherwise why is she your girlfriend? I'm sorry honestly you even have to say you wanna feel special as it should be automatic - never mind "laundry?" Like cmon...
danm_1 28
Are you married or in any relationship?
panda900 9
No not in any relationship ATM
RichardPencil 32
Now you know the standard for birthdays. When your boyfriend's birthday rolls around, you can give him a rim job, that is, polish the rims of his car's wheels.
Eleora 19
The laundry!? That's sexy. You better wife that. Lol ;P
KeatonHanson 28
Happy birthday OP!
Why_me499 21
heck, I'd take it. I hate doing laundry.
Ashleighalfred 14
i hate doing laundry so id take it... well... maybe not. my bf would probably ruin my clothes
brose180158 9
It's mine too, I didn't get very much either.
cuz803 46
Better than nothing and happy birthday!
Catdragon 40
Happy birthday! It's my mom and aunt's birthday as well. I'm sorry your man didn't do anything more for you, but you can always treat yourself to a good time. I know it must be horrible to have your partner not listen to you. Either he doesn't care enough or he's blind to his own actions. Some people really have no idea what they say or do can hurt someone. I would let him know how that made you feel and if he gets angry or upset about it, I wouldn't keep him around. A key part of a relationship is communication. If one is not willing to bend for their loved one, then you can't expect it to work out.
potatocharmander 17
Hey it's my birthday aswell! Hope you enjoyed the clean clothes you didn't wash birthday twin!!!