By Anonymous - 02/01/2015 22:46 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, it's my 40th birthday. I got two presents by mail: a jar of wrinkle cream from a market research company, and an ad from a funeral home. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 163
You deserved it 2 574

Same thing different taste

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XBurytheCastleX 25

I'm sorry, I slipped and hit YDI. Everything is now ruined. FYL

Wow that's crazy!!! I wonder what you get when you turn 50 ?

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Might as well save some money on those caskets. You never know.

Lol! I started getting all the AARP, funeral planning, and senior mag offers when I turned 40yrs old too ;) I'm still slightly insulted since I, hopefully, won't need these for some time.

I bet you can celebrate your birthday in las Vegas... go party and don't think about these stupid things...

martin8337 35

A bottle of cialis or viagra would have been a lot better.

Um, I'm a woman. No need for viagra. My lover is only 29 so we're good when it comes to erections.

Awh :( well, nonetheless happy birthday!

JustinJK 21

I want free skin care products in the mail. That stuff is expensive:/. I wouldn't be insulted, but thankful haha ?