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Same thing different taste
Get the message
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It's the thought that counts
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Lower your expectations
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Everyday is a step closer to death.
Reality bites
Might as well save some money on those caskets. You never know.
Lol! I started getting all the AARP, funeral planning, and senior mag offers when I turned 40yrs old too ;) I'm still slightly insulted since I, hopefully, won't need these for some time.
I bet you can celebrate your birthday in las Vegas... go party and don't think about these stupid things...
Um, I'm a woman. No need for viagra. My lover is only 29 so we're good when it comes to erections.
Awh :( well, nonetheless happy birthday!
u old LEL
bad luck?
Keywords
I'm sorry, I slipped and hit YDI. Everything is now ruined. FYL
Wow that's crazy!!! I wonder what you get when you turn 50 ?