FML : Today, for my birthday, someone left a big bottle of mouth wash on my desk with a big bow on it. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 15 May 2009 22:38 / United States

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By lolwut_fail | 0

#202878 - Saturday 16 May 2009 10:01

The big bow is a nice touch.

By 24788 | 5

#202879 - Saturday 16 May 2009 10:02

Either it's a gag gift or someone really is sending you a message in a hostile way.

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By pelica | 0

#202876 - Saturday 16 May 2009 10:01

aww!

MissyWissyKach | 0

#486133 - Friday 14 August 2009 04:08

mmm minty

B4SK3TB4IL | 0

#1358846 - Monday 6 September 2010 04:57

true

katsteak | 0

#2461153 - Thursday 5 May 2011 02:57

damn.

steierr | 7

#2665041 - Sunday 12 June 2011 08:46

at least u get presents :( jkjkjk

Slythrr | 0

#2758203 - Saturday 25 June 2011 09:09

your breath stinks hint hint

By lolwut_fail | 0

#202878 - Saturday 16 May 2009 10:01

The big bow is a nice touch.

ccftw | 0

#983504 - Thursday 22 April 2010 05:52

I agree haha

By 24788 | 5

#202879 - Saturday 16 May 2009 10:02

Either it's a gag gift or someone really is sending you a message in a hostile way.

By Chidge | 0

#202883 - Saturday 16 May 2009 10:04

Well mate, that's oral hygene.

By genesisdeleon | 0

#202889 - Saturday 16 May 2009 10:04

maybe you should gargle more often? :P

By Blanadestroyer | 0

#202890 - Saturday 16 May 2009 10:05

Wait, you didn't notice the TopDentist gift card we left you too?

By hayride1987 | 0

#202891 - Saturday 16 May 2009 10:05

clearly you have bad breath... happy birthday!

By elliebutton | 0

#202893 - Saturday 16 May 2009 10:05

Take a hint? Sorry about that though.

By Trix_Disorder | 20

#202898 - Saturday 16 May 2009 10:07

Ouch. But you got free mouthwash!

By paxromana | 0

#202901 - Saturday 16 May 2009 10:09

Hint hint? Okay, there isn't a very obvious silver lining to this dark cloud, but perhaps they didn't want to be rude and confrontational? I don't know. I probably would be the office worker to leave secret gifts with subliminal messages, too. And HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Now you'll have a minty fresh smile.