By Anonymous - 15/05/2009 22:38 - United States

Today, for my birthday, someone left a big bottle of mouth wash on my desk with a big bow on it. FML
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lolwut_fail 0
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The big bow is a nice touch.

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24788 6
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Either it's a gag gift or someone really is sending you a message in a hostile way.

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MissyWissyKach 0

mmm minty

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katsteak 0

damn.

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steierr 7

at least u get presents :( jkjkjk

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Slythrr 0

your breath stinks hint hint

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lolwut_fail 0
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The big bow is a nice touch.

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ccftw 0
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I agree haha

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24788 6
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Either it's a gag gift or someone really is sending you a message in a hostile way.

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Chidge 0
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Well mate, that's oral hygene.

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genesisdeleon 0
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maybe you should gargle more often? :P

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Blanadestroyer 0
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Wait, you didn't notice the TopDentist gift card we left you too?

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hayride1987 0
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clearly you have bad breath... happy birthday!

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elliebutton 0
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Take a hint? Sorry about that though.

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Trix_Disorder 20

Ouch. But you got free mouthwash!

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paxromana 0
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Hint hint? Okay, there isn't a very obvious silver lining to this dark cloud, but perhaps they didn't want to be rude and confrontational? I don't know. I probably would be the office worker to leave secret gifts with subliminal messages, too. And HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Now you'll have a minty fresh smile.

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