By Anonymous - 15/05/2009 22:38 - United States

Today, for my birthday, someone left a big bottle of mouth wash on my desk with a big bow on it. FML
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The big bow is a nice touch.

Either it's a gag gift or someone really is sending you a message in a hostile way.

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MissyWissyKach 0

mmm minty

katsteak 0

damn.

steierr 7

at least u get presents :( jkjkjk

Slythrr 0

your breath stinks hint hint

The big bow is a nice touch.

I agree haha

Either it's a gag gift or someone really is sending you a message in a hostile way.

Well mate, that's oral hygene.

maybe you should gargle more often? :P

Wait, you didn't notice the TopDentist gift card we left you too?

clearly you have bad breath... happy birthday!

Take a hint? Sorry about that though.

Trix_Disorder 20

Ouch. But you got free mouthwash!

Hint hint? Okay, there isn't a very obvious silver lining to this dark cloud, but perhaps they didn't want to be rude and confrontational? I don't know. I probably would be the office worker to leave secret gifts with subliminal messages, too. And HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Now you'll have a minty fresh smile.