Today, it's my 17th birthday. I asked for a newer car because my car right now sucks. I got a book on photography. I don't own a camera. FML
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Today, was my birthday. I asked for a camera - nothing fancy, just a basic digital camera. My mother bought my brother a fancy digital camera, with all the accessories, for over £200. She then gave me his old, analogue camera, that I can't get film for anymore. He hates taking photos. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML
Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML
Today, is my brothers 16th birthday. He got keys to the Lexus. I'm 18, have no car, and got pajama pants and chapstick for my birthday. FML
Today, six days before I turn 18, my mom totaled her nice BMW. She had promised it to me as a birthday present. My step-dad is giving me his old rusty truck instead, so now I can look like a hick. FML
Today, I walk out of my apartment to find that my car is decorated with explicit drawings and "Happy 21st birthday" stuff written all over it. To top it off, my vehicle is completely wrapped in plastic wrap. I'm 22 and my birthday is in December. FML
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Top comments
Mandakins 0
Wahhhhhh. So let me guess, your parents have already bought you a car last year and you want another one? Do you really think money grows on trees? Buy your own car, mooch.
yaziyo 0
You sound spoilt. You're 17 and own a car, you should be happy enough.
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Comments (301)
deardaniel_fml 0
WTF?! you should be grateful that you even have a car...there's a lot of families/people out there that don't even have one..what a stupid selfish person you are. even a book on photography isn't that bad at least you can learn how to use one before you get a camera. wow. this is one of the most stupidest fml. most of these fml are getting worse and worse everyday.
what_about_it 0
Whine, whine, whine. If you want a new car buy it yourself.
aigpurple 0
Woot Woot Natalizzle!
jook_fml 0
Be glad you have a car at all, you ungrateful twat.
baillieboo 0
It's called a Recession.
dbqp 0
your spoiled for complaining over your car, and who complains over a birthday gift anway? some people are not even fortunate enough to have a car at 17. gosh, my bday is on xmas so i get only half the pressents that you get in a year, but do i complain? noOoo..
rhythmbandit 0
are you ******** me? you wanted another car and you're complaining?? at 17 I would have taken any car graciously, you spoiled brat
shagbark 0
Omigod! You mean your parents didn't buy you a SECOND car on your 17th birthday! Spoiled brat.
nlandcena 0
I'm 19 and I don't even HAVE a car. I'm writing this comment from a shuttle taking me to my college. Why don't I have a car? Because I'm saving up for one because my parents can barely afford to help with college, let alone buy me a ******* car, and DAMNED if they can buy 2! **** you, OP. **** you to hell.
mcfarty 0
maybe you should have asked for the missing half of your brain stem for your birthday. And perhaps your parents could have spawned a baby, aborted it, and used the stem cells JUST for your sake. aka STFU. Appreciate what you have. look on CNN stock reports, obviously in your 10th grade social studies you've discussed the economy? It sucks. You already have more than half the people in the country. so stop whining.