Health, Cats and Skincare: Phones are bad for you

Phones are bad for you

By Katie - 14/05/2024 13:00 - United States - Basehor

Today, I was laying in bed, scrolling through my phone, when my cat swatted my phone out of my hand. It hit me in the face and popped a pimple, which is now bleeding. FML

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Someone’s cat wanted some attention… Cats and most higher life forms are often like that - people included.

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DO NOT IGNORE KITTY!!!

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Chazzster 29

Tuesday 14 May 2024 21:48

Someone’s cat wanted some attention… Cats and most higher life forms are often like that - people included.

lovebuglovebirds 2

Thursday 16 May 2024 19:40

lol

great_nate 26

Friday 17 May 2024 23:36

DO NOT IGNORE KITTY!!!

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