Today, it's been a few months since my grandfather passed away. Now all of his porn subscriptions are getting forwarded to my address. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, while I was walking to the kitchen, I heard someone on the TV moaning. As I made my way down the stairs, I saw my grandfather quickly change the channel and lean forward. I'm 90% sure I caught my grandpa watching porn. FML
Today, my grandma's new dildo arrived in the mail. We buried her yesterday. FML
Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML
Today, my 73 year-old grandfather asked me to help him search up something on his PC. As soon as I typed in the first letters, one of his previous searches popped up, that being, "Lesbian porn." I still feel not so great about seeing that, and the fact that I myself am a lesbian and he knows that isn't helping much. FML
Today, I went on Facebook, only to see my grandpa had posted "feeling horny" with my grandma. FML
Today, I was alone at my dad's house. I was furiously masturbating when I knocked something over. It was my grandmother's ashes. FML
Today, my family got together to read my grandpa's will. He gave all of his grandkids $400 each. Except me. It seems he thought I'd see the funny side in being bequeathed a blow-up sex doll. FML
Today, my grandpa accidentally posted a nude photo of himself on Facebook. I will never be able to unsee that. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad masturbating to a nude photo of my mum on the computer. She passed away four years ago. FML
Today, my uncle keeps spamming me on Facebook with friend suggestions. Most of them are people he met on porn sites. FML
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uniformed 13
Nice free ****!
xivoricbutterfly 25
Why are you complaining?
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Comments (68)
nicievans 9
Assuming the subscriptions are paid for - how is this an issue?
Miss_Whipped 43
Ha! 'Issue.' Like an issue of a magazine. *dunce cap flies out of nowhere and lands on my head* Anyone feel a draft?
LizReszke 11
Cancel it you idiot if you don't want them. God. It's such a simple thing to do.
RedPillSucks 33
I don't think OP is asking for advice. its just a simple FML.
Grenith 21
That sounds like the opposite of a problem.
notmyrealname123 16
sorry about your grandpa.
addictedtoIASIP 14
I think the only reason she is mad is because the thought of her grandpa having these is weird and creepy to her since that is her grandpa and we usually don't like to know about family's sex life even if it is just ****.
Michael903 18
Are you complaining or bragging?
AFaye3964 17
After life gift
snippit 18
Wtf!
randomguy76 14
I don't see any particular problem with this, should be a reason to celebrate!
lefsetang 15
Are you sure he didn't play the star role in 'Bad Grandpa'?