Intimacy, Awkward, Porn and Grandparents: Red handed

Red handed

By grandpa porn - 28/08/2017 01:30

Today, while I was walking to the kitchen, I heard someone on the TV moaning. As I made my way down the stairs, I saw my grandfather quickly change the channel and lean forward. I'm 90% sure I caught my grandpa watching porn. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Andrew - 24/09/2010 10:22 - United States

Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML

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By Kourou - 21/11/2008 12:53 - France

Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML

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By lovingthis - 09/01/2013 16:48 - United States - Largo

Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML

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Now watching

By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 23:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

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Caught red-handed

By caught - 09/01/2012 00:43 - United States

Today, I was bored and started touching myself watching TV. My mother walked into my bedroom with a phone in her hand and yelled, "Stop jacking off and talk to your grandmother." FML

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You deserved it 36 274

Earplugs, stat!

By Anonymous - 14/06/2021 06:00

Today, my grandpa forgot that my aunt set up a baby monitor in his bedroom in case of a fall. I’m sitting in the living room with his wife - who is deaf - and I hear him moaning over the baby monitor. My grandfather was jerking off and forgot that someone could hear him. I wish I could forget too. FML

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Just a movie

By IzzMeister - 15/12/2019 20:00 - United States

Today, I walked in on my uncle watching porn. I realized that it was porn featuring my boyfriend, and he told me that the girl in it was "just a friend". FML

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Sorry pawpaw

By Hello my name is - 22/02/2009 22:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I went round to my grandparents' to help set up their new Satellite TV. When I turned it on, for some reason it defaulted to "Arab Babes TV". I was therefore inadvertently responsible for the broadcast of porn in my grandparents' living room. FML

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By lvegadelgado_6 - 10/08/2015 14:32 - United States - Deerfield

Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML

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By failingdaily - 20/09/2014 02:27 - New Zealand - Paraparaumu

Today, I went on Facebook, only to see my grandpa had posted "feeling horny" with my grandma. FML

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Talented73 54

Monday 28 August 2017 3:06

FYL for catching him, but God bless him for still being interested at his age, whatever that may be. I hope MY dick still works at that age!

Burle 17

Monday 28 August 2017 1:35

Yup, old people watch ****, surprise surprise. Probably not the only time you'll catch someone watching ****

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Burle 17

Monday 28 August 2017 1:35

Yup, old people watch ****, surprise surprise. Probably not the only time you'll catch someone watching ****

RichardPencil 30

Monday 28 August 2017 2:18

Grandma is happy that she has help. Handling Grandpa’s “needs” is probably a hard job!

Talented73 54

Monday 28 August 2017 3:11

You said "hard"....huh-huh-huh....

RichardPencil 30

Monday 28 August 2017 3:28

And I said job and handling, too.;)

Talented73 54

Monday 28 August 2017 3:06

FYL for catching him, but God bless him for still being interested at his age, whatever that may be. I hope MY dick still works at that age!

Glowworm56 26

Monday 28 August 2017 3:45

"Meow!" "Gary!" "Ha ha! I was just looking for the sports channel!"

crudeandrudeguy 29

Tuesday 29 August 2017 0:25

WIN

RichardPencil 30

Monday 28 August 2017 6:10

At least you still have that 10% plausible deniability.

tolkien897 15

Monday 28 August 2017 6:14

dirty old men is a stereotype

tolkien897 15

Monday 28 August 2017 6:14

*are

Lobby_Bee 17

Monday 28 August 2017 6:28

Show your grandfather the wonderful world of the internet. Free ****!

kujiens101 24

Monday 28 August 2017 6:34

It sounds like 90% is too low

LT_Silva101 18

Monday 28 August 2017 6:36

Leave him alone and let your grandpa have his fun lol

Harm Varwijk 17

Monday 28 August 2017 20:32

probably he is the reason you're on this planet. or am I behind on the gender discussions?

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Red handed

Same thing different taste

Now watching

Caught red-handed

Earplugs, stat!

Just a movie

Sorry pawpaw

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