Today, it's been a few months since my grandfather passed away. Now all of his porn subscriptions are getting forwarded to my address. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, while I was walking to the kitchen, I heard someone on the TV moaning. As I made my way down the stairs, I saw my grandfather quickly change the channel and lean forward. I'm 90% sure I caught my grandpa watching porn. FML
Today, my grandma's new dildo arrived in the mail. We buried her yesterday. FML
Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML
Today, my 73 year-old grandfather asked me to help him search up something on his PC. As soon as I typed in the first letters, one of his previous searches popped up, that being, "Lesbian porn." I still feel not so great about seeing that, and the fact that I myself am a lesbian and he knows that isn't helping much. FML
Today, I went on Facebook, only to see my grandpa had posted "feeling horny" with my grandma. FML
Today, I was alone at my dad's house. I was furiously masturbating when I knocked something over. It was my grandmother's ashes. FML
Today, my family got together to read my grandpa's will. He gave all of his grandkids $400 each. Except me. It seems he thought I'd see the funny side in being bequeathed a blow-up sex doll. FML
Today, my grandpa accidentally posted a nude photo of himself on Facebook. I will never be able to unsee that. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad masturbating to a nude photo of my mum on the computer. She passed away four years ago. FML
Today, my uncle keeps spamming me on Facebook with friend suggestions. Most of them are people he met on porn sites. FML
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uniformed 13
Nice free ****!
xivoricbutterfly 25
Why are you complaining?
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Comments (68)
brandoneyez1 25
His older collection might be worth something.
Sakuraashita 15
A lot of people seem to be missing that OP appears to be female. Why would a girl want her grandfather's ****? (I mean unless she's gay, maybe...but that would probably still be weird for her.)
limabeans101029 21
A lot of girls like **** too. Even if she isn't gay, a lot of straight girls like straight **** and even lesbian ****. (But I agree that the fact it used to belong to her grandpa would probably put her off)
NPN_Scorpio 16
Pornucopia!
sartrow 8
good ol gramps : )
worldclassrager 41
Well let's hope he did a one year prescription not a three or five
synamin 11
Lol. Gramps was a freak huh?
tony1891 22
nudie magazine day!
grant_erict 2
Hahaha grandpa!!!! Come on grandpa!!
SirTalkaton 22
Grandmas Gone Wild?
noah_1234 24
and how do you feel about that