By dr.mantistobagon - United States - South Burlington Today, it's been a few months since my grandfather passed away. Now all of his porn subscriptions are getting forwarded to my address. FML I agree, your life sucks 40887 You deserved it 3414 68 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By chocofreak - United States Today, I work at a chocolate factory on the sanitation shift. I was under a machine cleaning and a spider fell on me. I started freaking out and a coworker thought I got caught in the moving parts and frantically pulled me out and alerted my boss. Turns out it was just a piece of caramel. FML I agree, your life sucks 17157 You deserved it 44819 87 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By wtfkasey - Canada - Dundas Today, I walked in on a raccoon viciously tearing apart a giant bag of dog food, not five feet away from my sleeping dog. FML I agree, your life sucks 26094 You deserved it 1972 44 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 27/12/2020 01:01 - United States - Saint Joseph Stranded Today, my husband found out that not only has he tested positive for influenza A, but also has tested positive for Covid 19. My work won't let me return until I have isolated for 14 days from someone with Covid. Our house is really small. FML I agree, your life sucks 764 You deserved it 108 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Marie - United States Today, I had a meeting at work with my board of directors for a potential promotion. When one of them told a joke, I politely let out an amused snort. Then, I noticed my director's white shirt and tie covered in red splatter. I nose bled all over the director of my company. FML I agree, your life sucks 54324 You deserved it 4769 104 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By GrossedOut - United States Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML I agree, your life sucks 29823 You deserved it 2403 149 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By dogdays - Canada - Oshawa Today, I left my dog alone while I went to work, like usual. He usually hangs out in the big bay window that faces the street. Today he decided to steal my vibrator and chew it while sitting in the window. I can only imagine how many people walked by and saw it. FML I agree, your life sucks 34854 You deserved it 7162 57 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Albuquerque Today, at a family reunion, my grandpa loudly said that I look like "a cheap Vegas whore" because of my heavy purple eye-shadow. I could tell that a few other people agreed. I was too embarrassed to explain that the "eye-shadow" was just dark circles. FML I agree, your life sucks 24391 You deserved it 2383 58 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By anon - Canada Today, I walked in on my cat trying to mate with my favorite sweater. FML I agree, your life sucks 31117 You deserved it 6959 159 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By looking4newvenue - United States Today, my wedding venue called and canceled our reservation because we were double booked with a spaghetti bingo night, which they felt was more important. FML I agree, your life sucks 37502 You deserved it 2946 130 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By campus pussy - United States - Ross Today, I woke up, ate breakfast, and left my dorm room, only to see about half a dozen people and my roommate shuffling around in the hall. Their zombie outfits and limping were so realistic that I freaked out and ran back inside, screaming. They think it was the greatest prank ever. FML I agree, your life sucks 42956 You deserved it 11406 95 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I found out through his Facebook update and a text message that my fiancé demoted me to girlfriend status. I was sitting in the next room. FML I agree, your life sucks 35665 You deserved it 3129 64 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Groped - United States Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He thanked me by grabbing my ass. FML I agree, your life sucks 39686 You deserved it 5241 174 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By snickerdoodles - France Today, I was sparring with a guy in my Tae Kwon Do class. He had a hard-on the entire time we were sparring. FML I agree, your life sucks 32308 You deserved it 3958 228 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By xxbobsan - United States Today, I told my girlfriend I was quitting the town baseball team. She said "Great. Now we can get someone with actual talent on the team." I laughed because I thought she was joking. She then replied "What's so funny?" FML I agree, your life sucks 47614 You deserved it 5495 37 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By TwinDad - United States Today, one of my three-year-old twin daughters asked, "Dad, can we get a cat?" I replied in a gentle dad voice, "No, honey, dad is allergic to cats. That means they make him sneeze and sniffle. So we can't get a cat. Sorry." After a slight pause, the other asked, "When you die can we get a cat?" FML I agree, your life sucks 68957 You deserved it 6462 160 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Lor - Canada - Toronto Perfume Allergy Man strikes again! Today, a woman got on the bus wearing extremely strong perfume and sat in the seat in front of me. The gentleman I was sitting next to began violently sneezing, so much so that he eventually sneeze-vomited all over my lap and backpack. FML I agree, your life sucks 1737 You deserved it 147 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By MistressSuzuka - United States - Milwaukee Today, I helped my friend, who is a slob, move out of my house. I found the source of the funky smell she's been complaining about, under her bed. It was her vibrator. I found it with my bare hands. I had to bleach my hands twice and I still don't feel clean. FML I agree, your life sucks 38129 You deserved it 2788 140 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By needsnewshorts - United States - San Clemente Today, my girlfriend was sitting on my lap at a birthday party. She thought it would be funny to fart. I came instantly. FML I agree, your life sucks 66296 You deserved it 23530 191 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By marie519 - United States Today, after having watched a scare story on the news about heart disease, my mom is now insisting that we have daily, hour-long, family yoga sessions together. I have a job, and barely have enough time to do my homework as it is. I'm going to be grounded if I don't take part. FML I agree, your life sucks 30293 You deserved it 3245 206 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By agnosticstudy - United States Today, I met a woman that I've been emailing and trading pics with for over a month. We had a face to face, she was surprisingly overweight, and the sun hit her face in a way that radiated all her facial hair. FML I agree, your life sucks 12263 You deserved it 28753 53 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Nomoreballs - Canada - Winnipeg Today, I went to an amusement park with my ex in the hopes of re-kindling our relationship. While taking a break at the petting zoo, I got rammed in the balls by a goat. She laughed and patted the goat. FML I agree, your life sucks 25642 You deserved it 6408 96 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 26/4/2020 02:00 Alexa, play "Hey! Student" by The Fall Today, one of my UNIVERSITY students submitted an incomplete assignment file to the online learning platform. I emailed him, "You will need to send me the correct file via email, as the system does not accept resubmissions." I literally got as a reply, "So, what do I need to do?" Online teaching is hell. FML I agree, your life sucks 1684 You deserved it 169 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By sickday Today, I took my first holiday from work in over 6 months as it was my birthday. Today was also the day I woke up and vomited violently for 10 straight hours as a result of food poisoning. FML I agree, your life sucks 2854 You deserved it 244 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By AVeryConfusedGuy Today, I was having sex with a girl and she passed out about a minute in. I panicked and thought she'd died so I tried to feel for a heartbeat. She woke up 45 seconds later and accused me of fondling her breasts while she was out. Apparently she has narcolepsy. FML I agree, your life sucks 6612 You deserved it 587 33 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By little tooth - France Today, my wisdom teeth decided to come in. I didn't know that being wise could hurt so much. FML I agree, your life sucks 32824 You deserved it 9325 74 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By kenabrookee - United States - Northridge Today, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. We got on the subject of theatre, and his dad brought up "The Book of Mormon", how finally someone was making fun of those "nasty, polygamist, cultist freaks", and if his son ever dated one, he would disown him. I'm Mormon. FML I agree, your life sucks 43894 You deserved it 14698 21 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By YoshiSqu4d Today, my father told me I was becoming violent because of the video games I play. I was playing Minecraft. FML I agree, your life sucks 1635 You deserved it 190 15 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I found out my dad has a folder full of baby pictures and things that I drew when I was younger, labeled "Shit from when Annie was cute." FML I agree, your life sucks 37406 You deserved it 3940 111 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By sportskidguru - United States Today, I was refilling some guy's iced tea at bandana's, and the uppity jerk had the gall to ask me if I ever kissed a girl considering how fat I am, how high my voice is, and how little money I make. FML I agree, your life sucks 35499 You deserved it 3672 55 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Chubby - United States Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML I agree, your life sucks 37083 You deserved it 5152 131 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - New Zealand Today, I had a wet dream about having sexual relations with a rubber duck. FML I agree, your life sucks 35116 You deserved it 9747 203 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Albany Today, discovered that all the viruses I have gotten on my computer at work haven't been from anything I've done, but because my boss has secretly been using it after hours to download or watch porn so he wouldn't risk getting a virus on his own computer. I've lost 3 major projects due to this. FML I agree, your life sucks 15934 You deserved it 896 49 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By sdeeter - United States Today, I had a job interview at the local donut shop. It turns out I misunderstood the position, and that the job was actually to wear a donut costume and wave at cars outside the shop. I was told this after I got hired. FML I agree, your life sucks 44746 You deserved it 9107 121 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Netherlands - Utrecht Today, on a train to the airport the ticket inspector pointed out that my girlfriend and I hadn't activated our tickets. He suggested one of us get off and activate them at the next station. Now I'm on the moving train with all our luggage and she's waving from the platform with our tickets. FML I agree, your life sucks 4639 You deserved it 462 13 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Australia - Elwood Today, I got stopped by people asking for donations for their charity services. Being who I am, I hate saying no to people, so I told them "I don't have any money, only my card." Did you know they also accept payment by card? FML I agree, your life sucks 29034 You deserved it 7334 57 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By dogwheels - United Kingdom Today, I had to sit and listen to my co-worker moan about how early he has to get up tomorrow to go on his ski holiday in France over Christmas. He also complained about how tiring skiing is. FML I agree, your life sucks 33757 You deserved it 2407 167 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By cantdolife - United States - New Boston Today, as a teacher, I had a conference with the mother of a student who is struggling with behavior. Turns out the mom is the woman who does my Brazilian waxes. FML I agree, your life sucks 3265 You deserved it 276 13 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By LockedDown - 3/2/2021 23:03 - United States - Vancouver Need warmth Today, due to the pandemic and living alone, I finally had some physical human contact for the first time in six months for my dental checkup. Which was also the last contact I had almost a year ago. FML I agree, your life sucks 717 You deserved it 98 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By growlr - Australia Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML I agree, your life sucks 43689 You deserved it 5785 213 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Hillsboro Today, while putting a water bottle into the fridge, I suddenly had to sneeze. The force of my sneezing propelled my head against the open fridge door, causing a gushing wound to my forehead. Bless me. FML I agree, your life sucks 31032 You deserved it 3583 73 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
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By xivoricbutterfly | 25 #6050387 - Thursday 28 August 2014 12:45 Why are you complaining? 155 9 Reply
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Reply that_band_nerd | 22 #6053562 - Monday 1 September 2014 2:56 I think it would be awkward no matter what OP's gender is..... Send a private message 0 0 Reply
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Today, my husband decided it's completely fine to walk around the house with his penis out in front of his mom. FML I agree, your life sucks 10 You deserved it 1 0 Comments
Today, I found out that a burglar broke into my house. Since I didn't have expensive stuff for them to steal, they took my Fleshlight. FML I agree, your life sucks 284 You deserved it 55 1 Comments