Today, it's been a few months since my grandfather passed away. Now all of his porn subscriptions are getting forwarded to my address. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was walking to the kitchen, I heard someone on the TV moaning. As I made my way down the stairs, I saw my grandfather quickly change the channel and lean forward. I'm 90% sure I caught my grandpa watching porn. FML
Today, my grandma's new dildo arrived in the mail. We buried her yesterday. FML
Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML
Today, my 73 year-old grandfather asked me to help him search up something on his PC. As soon as I typed in the first letters, one of his previous searches popped up, that being, "Lesbian porn." I still feel not so great about seeing that, and the fact that I myself am a lesbian and he knows that isn't helping much. FML
Today, I went on Facebook, only to see my grandpa had posted "feeling horny" with my grandma. FML
Today, I was alone at my dad's house. I was furiously masturbating when I knocked something over. It was my grandmother's ashes. FML
Today, my family got together to read my grandpa's will. He gave all of his grandkids $400 each. Except me. It seems he thought I'd see the funny side in being bequeathed a blow-up sex doll. FML
Today, my grandpa accidentally posted a nude photo of himself on Facebook. I will never be able to unsee that. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad masturbating to a nude photo of my mum on the computer. She passed away four years ago. FML
Today, my uncle keeps spamming me on Facebook with friend suggestions. Most of them are people he met on porn sites. FML
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uniformed 13
Nice free ****!
xivoricbutterfly 25
Why are you complaining?
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Comments (68)
gypgyp55 7
How is this an FML?
Aquila_Umbrae 26
That's quite the inheritance.
BrickTamlandLamp 13
I ain't even mad
Mr_Saikaly 35
lucky you :p
dakid87 10
I don't see how is this bad? Forward them to me then lol
superjewguy 19
the gifts that keep giving
emeraldmaz 9
The subscription will expire eventually. Until then, if you're not interested in them, just throw them out or offer them to a friend who might be.
vikky538 29
the things that you get from grandpas will
MAD01502 20
Are they paid for ?
Marielle_T 10
That's not the reason why you want to remember grandpa! Can you cancel the subscriptions?
drayloon 50
or she could probably sell them online for a decent amount