Today, it's 2:23 in the morning, and my drunken girlfriend has just rung me up from a party where she's the only girl there. She seems to be having a great time. FML
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Today, I realized that the only time my girlfriend ever calls me is when she's drunk. FML
Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. FML
Today, I woke up around 5am from a party I had last night, still quite drunk. This chick was lying next to me from the night before. I kissed her, and about a minute and a half into some heavy making out, she opened her eyes and said, "Oh, it's you." Then got up and walked out. FML
Today, the guy I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks got really drunk. I drove him home from the party and took care of him. At 2am he asked for the phone. When I asked what for, he said he wanted to drunk dial his girlfriend. FML
Today, I received a text message from my wife, who had gone out for the evening with some girlfriends, saying, "I have to take a friend home, she's drunk! I'll be staying at his place. Call you in the morning." Umm… His? FML
Today, the girl I like said she was out drinking with a friend. I'm pretty sure she has been lying about all the times she has "fallen asleep" and could not talk, and is actually seeing other people. FML
Today, I drove my drunk sister home after a wild night of partying. She did not go to bed as I expected; instead, she laid in the bathtub and cried every time I left her. Now it's 3AM, and she's using her bra as a lasso for various objects in the room. The best part is I work in 4 hours. FML
Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML
Today, I had to go pick up my mother at 3 in the morning. She had been out drinking and couldn't drive. She parties more than I do. FML
Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML
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linshenjie321 0
**** her man , she is a hoe
tren94 0
but see going to a party as the only girl and then calling at 2am DRUNK would make anybody worry. trust isn't such a big part of the equation when booze is added in.
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Comments (52)
fuzz97 23
so find a gf who's less of a drunken ****.
Bartboy 0
but that's like bragging. I the hearing that my girlfriend is alone with guys. I trust her, just not them.
papazhu 0
what a party
urmomsboobs 0
she prolly got gang banged
motero 0
keep bitch on lockdown
NasinD 0
Its not a trust thing. It's more her being drunk (which time and time again has made ppl do stupid stuff), ahe's just putting herself in a bad position... she put herself there, straighten ur woman up!
Gman0771 0
You girlfriend is a ho!
tren94 0
awe poor baby:(
fuckkyeaaaalaura 12
someone's sluting it up .
workoutfreak 4
3 is a smart person. U just gotta find people worth trusting